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[phee]

Thank you for calling the automated psychological help line

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If you are suffering from Obsessive Personallity Disorder, please press #1 repeatedly.

If you have attention deficite disorder, please press... what was that?

If you have depression, it doesn't matter which button you press because nobody will answer you anyway..

If you have autism, please enter in the first 12 digits of pi.

If you are schizophrenic, please press which ever number the devil tells you to.

If you have oppositional defiant disorder, then F**K you!

If you have borderline personallity disorder, press #3, I said pound #4, why are your trying to tell me that I said #3?

If you are suffering from manic depression, please press #4!!!! *sigh* oh never mind...

(God I am stuck at work... this is what I think about I guess)

[Msterbeau]

I would like to ask about.... Ohhh!!! Butterfly!!!! *Runs away*