Ummm.... Why?

[Msterbeau]

The Feast or Famine Thread is closed??? What's that about?

[saechalyn]

dunno why it got closed, but iz open now...

[Destroit]

The Feast or Famine Thread is closed??? What's that about?

I noticed it also and thought it odd...I only saw it for a second though.

It's back open?

Odd.

Damn those messageboard gnomes! *angry fist shake*

[Homicidalheathen]

I dunno but it pissed me off cause I had this pic of a monkey throwing poo now I lost it.

[Homicidalheathen]

Never mind, they don't have bad attitudes its just self defense lol the monkeys get off, this time.

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~rsotelo/monkey2.html

Poo Flingin' Times:

Monkeys are born without a defense mechanism. Therefore they must resort to flinging poo to defend themselves against predators and other cannibalistic monkeys. A recent study on monkey poo flinging shows that 95% of all monkeys fling their own poo, while only 5% fling other monkeys poo.

In other news, a monkey located at the Tucson Zoo was clocked throwing poo at 90 miles per hour. The Arizona DiamondBacks have now enlisted the poo flinging monkey for 20 million bananas. This discovery marks the second new species found within the past month. This specific monkey is known as primatus fecalus flingus, loosely translated as the turd throwing demon.

Click to go to the Monkey Haven

Oh well this was cool maybe this will chear you up.

[pomba gira]

Oh well this was cool maybe this will chear you up.

Whoah that's a terrifying image for me... I once read a highly creepy short story about a Monkey God (no, not Son Goku) in some southsast Asian country who possessed people in order to experience human sensations... unfortunately the sensations she craved were extreme pain, torture, and mutilation, which she influenced other humans to provide. The idea was "as long as we keep this body in major torment, Monkey God will be satisfied & won't run amok on us". Really horrific, graphic stuff... can't remember the author but it was in one of those Datlow/Windling Year's Best Fantasy & Horror anthologies.