Things Said Under The Influence...

[Homicidalheathen]

Post things you say that may not be your normal use of the english language!

But I am hoping to see silly cause I could always use a laugh.

And be it alcholol or love..doesn't matter, just post something you said that may or may not be out of character for you.....just something, kinda wrong sounding....

He said' why did you call me a tadpole?'

I said 'cause you look like spermatozoon!'

[nilhil_glory]

depending on how intoxicated i get the better my rhymes go.. im like a drunk doctor seuss

there once was a man with the hat

he started beating his cat

the cat ate some stew

the man a large shrew

decided to leave it at that