Attention All Customers

[slingerlandstyx]

oh yea i use that old adage but instead of "always" i say "usually" and instead of "right" i say "retarded"

That's why I loved working @ Jimmy John's. One of the corporate mandated pieces of decor is a sign that reads "The customer is usually right". That, and the completely irrelevant one that says, "We'd love to see you naked, but state code requires shoes and shirt".