Ways To Annoy A Cop

[ManicQueen]

Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!

Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?

I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.

You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No doughnut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"

Wow, you look like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.

So, you on the take, or what?

Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

I pay your salary.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

[Brenda Starrr]

HA!!

[Marblez]

Bad cop! No doughnut!

LOL!

[Fierce Critter]

I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OMFG - how I'd LOVE to say this to one or three I see on the road.

[squee]

thats really funny

my brother is a cop

in detroit and i give

him so much shit...

i'll definitly be using

some of those.

[Soulrev]

"I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket."

"Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. "

ROFL I should use that top one on the cops back at home in Indiana, I know just about all of 'em so they'd find it a good laugh Lol...

[Head Wreck]

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

heh heh

what not to say to a copper over here with a few assault rifles and a machine gun in your trunk in this country

[FarrIL]

"Arent you out of your zone?"

oO Just came up with that, sorry if it sucks...... ;P

[paradox]

:Do you know why i pulled you over?'

"oh yea...."

*hands over box of doughnuts*

"here."

has basis in reality....

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[TomCat]

lol, kids, smack talkin' to the Five-O will NOT get you out of a ticket.

[Soulrev]

But but.. Why not!?

[Nevar (5)]

Man Blue is not your color!

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

well so in so told me i could do it

or

that guy in front of me did it so I did to

[Hellion]

Do you have a degree in assumeology??

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of You and me both.

"please pass the bacon"

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Yell omg i seen you on cops! Can I have your autograph?