Laws That Should Exist

[Hellion]

1.Stupidity, should be a crime,stupid people suck,LOL!!

2.Moronic drivers,first offense is your last,no if ands or buts,no more license for you.

3.Ignorance,banished to a remote island(same place to send the stupid people too)

4.Gas gouging,every CEO gets life,1rst offense is your last

5.Drunk posting on DGN,50 lashings from every Mod, when caughtLOL!!

6.Stupid music,to be played at home only, with headphones onLOL!!as not to offend good people.

7.Religion must be kept with in the walls of the church like it was meant to be in the first place,(Carlin quote).

I don't push my veiws in your face,don't push yours in mine.

8.Being someone that you are not,will be banished to the remote island.

9.Cottage Cheese will be illegal.if caught in possession of this nasty shit,it will be smeared in thy face,then forced fed afterwards,LOL!!that stuff is f$#king nasty.

[Nevar (5)]

I think they already have to many laws/and more on the way because to many people complain about not have a law for the stupidest crap much like all the stupid law suits you hear about petie crap that wast peoples lives, and thanks to granholm this states going to hell.

[know_buddy_kares]

Granholm.. Devos.. pick yer poison, they both fuckin suck. Devos would have been worse though.

[phee]

I think if people need to jump through hoops to get a licence to adopt that people should need to get a licence to BREED. Just look at the world around you and all the parents that suck ass... if people actually had to proove that they were able to take care of kids before they came screaming from the womb then it would be much better. I know it sounds totallitarian of me, but think of it, do we need more kids to get skrewed up by their parents who will then turn around and make even more skrewed up kids?

[Fierce Critter]

There's only one law that need exist.

EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE WILL DO FIERCE CRITTER'S BIDDING WITHOUT QUESTION OR PAUSE.

Thank you. Carry on.

[SuZQZ]

Drive on the right, pass on the left.... It's what we were all taught, but sooo many don't comply when creeping down the freeway. I think it should be an actual law with really high fines when you break it and I want to be given the authority to hand out the tickets!

[Msterbeau]

Drive on the right, pass on the left.... It's what we were all taught, but sooo many don't comply when creeping down the freeway. I think it should be an actual law with really high fines when you break it and I want to be given the authority to hand out the tickets!

*Bing*

[Reaper]

Drive on the right, pass on the left.... It's what we were all taught, but sooo many don't comply when creeping down the freeway. I think it should be an actual law with really high fines when you break it and I want to be given the authority to hand out the tickets!

Being a truck driver, I often drive in the middle lane to avoid accidents from people trying to merge onto the highway. Most don't yield so they put me in predicaments. So I decided to drive in the middle lane until I come near my exit. You might think I am going slow and not in the correct lane, but its for your own safety. Btw, I do know that you are not talking about us truckers Oh and when that blinker comes on, its not a suggestion, its a warning! :D

[SuZQZ]

Being a truck driver, I often drive in the middle lane to avoid accidents from people trying to merge onto the highway. Most don't yield so they put me in predicaments. So I decided to drive in the middle lane until I come near my exit. You might think I am going slow and not in the correct lane, but its for your own safety. Btw, I do know that you are not talking about us truckers Oh and when that blinker comes on, its not a suggestion, its a warning! :D

You are correct in stating that I am not referring to truck drivers. You guys have to deal with the old, slow, rude, ignorant jerks even more than the rest of us. No, I'm referring to the people who just toodle along in the left lane, even though there is no reason for them not to be in the right lane because they are not passing anyone. Just meandering along... in the wrong lane. I'm not referring to urban or suburban areas really, either. More so the rural highways and expressways. To top these folks, though, are the dumbasses who ride the asses of the slow driving passing lane drivers thinking that will get them to move over. That's just an accident waiting to happen. I just want people to get the hell outta my way and be courteous about it! It must become a law!

[sass_in_the_pants]

Legal: Closing the primary route I use to get to work for construction

Legal but annoying: Also closing the SECONDARY route I use to get to work

ILLEGAL: Closing the tertiary route I use to get to work, because then I have to take the quatriary route to get to work, and I'm not even sure if quatriary is a WORD, and the reason I'm not sure if it's a word is because I've never had to use it before. Fuckers.

Stores not letting me use their bathroom.

Okay, I get it. It's employees only and you don't want some jackoffs jacking off in there because then you have to clean it up. I get that. But I drove an hour and a half to get to your store (because my primary, secondary and tertiary routes were all under construction), spent two hundeys once I GOT here, and I'm seven months pregnant. Can't anyone cut a girl a little slack?

Waitresses should be hung by their toes if they try to take away my plate when it still has fries on it. Mostly, that's for their own protection. I stabbed a waitress with my fork last night. She was going for the grab. I had my mouth full, and it's rude to yell 'Touch that and I'll cut you bitch' with your mouth full. So I stabbed her with my fork, which is likely also rude, but bitch was gonna take my fries. My hand was forced in the matter.

And Darque, cottage cheese is DEELISH with some sliced pineapple so you lay off!!!

[Head Wreck]

theres two sides

left and right

just because its called right it is not the propper side of the road from which you should be driving on.

forcing your opinion on another or calling someones opinion invalid is a crime.

educ ation should be revamped with more practical studies in mind, such as life skills. not just for pearenting etc. but to ensure that people who do stuff like ask for refunds on a bag of salt as its too salty will be retained in the eduction system, riding the bus with cherry flavoured windows if need be.

[angusfergus]

Drive on the right, pass on the left.... It's what we were all taught, but sooo many don't comply when creeping down the freeway. I think it should be an actual law with really high fines when you break it and I want to be given the authority to hand out the tickets!

I agree with drive on the right pass on the left for the most part, except for one thing. If I am driving 75 in the left lane, and there's a jackass riding my bumper, I will NOT get over. At that point I'm already speeding, and if someone else can't handle going slightly over the speed limit, that's their problem and it's not my civic duty to assist their recklessness.

[Msterbeau]

I agree with drive on the right pass on the left for the most part, except for one thing. If I am driving 75 in the left lane, and there's a jackass riding my bumper, I will NOT get over. At that point I'm already speeding, and if someone else can't handle going slightly over the speed limit, that's their problem and it's not my civic duty to assist their recklessness.

It's your duty to pass and then get out of the way no matter the speed. I will annihilate you with my death ray, otherwise. That is the law.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Actually... the law is 70mph, no matter what lane you are in. If someone is in the left lane doing 70mph... you really have nothing to bitch about...

Cali has an interesting law though... if you travel in the left lane.. and pass more than 5 cars without going back into the right lane.. you are racing and it's a wreckless driving ticket.

[Msterbeau]

Actually... the law is 70mph, no matter what lane you are in. If someone is in the left lane doing 70mph... you really have nothing to bitch about...

Cali has an interesting law though... if you travel in the left lane.. and pass more than 5 cars without going back into the right lane.. you are racing and it's a wreckless driving ticket.

That's the most illogical law ever. No, really.

The speed limit may be the law, but it totally fucks up traffic when people sit in the left lane. This thread is for laws that SHOULD be. People SHOULD get out of the lane if they aren't passing.

[sass_in_the_pants]

educ ation should be revamped with more practical studies in mind, such as life skills.

I'm SO with you on this one.

I have tried very hard to explain to many, many people that their compact disc collection does NOT in fact count as an investment and just because you sold some crap on Ebay from your home computer does not mean your apartment is a tax write-off.

Seriously, people, you've got to be kidding me here.

And the number of times friends have said to me 'You sew, right? Can you sew this button on for me?' Um, no, because really YOU can. It will take FIVE minutes.

Learn this shyte people. It's helpful.

[Scary Guy]

This is Detroit, which means do whatever the fuck you want while driving since everyone else does.

All stop lights should flash between 3:00 and 5:00 AM. Even longer in some areas that see hardly any traffic what-so-ever. Also the speed limit in such areas at such times should go up to 90.

You have to be able to properly pronounce nuclear bomb before you can use one AND locate the country on a world map with no lines.

All bars get to stay open until 6:00 AM and MUST stay open an hour later than they serve alcohol (so drinking stops at 5:00 or 2:00 if they close at three).

It should be illegal to show beer and liquor advertisements on TV and Radio (after all it is for cigarettes and I doubt anyone got killed by smoking too much then driving).

Marijuana should be legal in small quantities to non felons over the age of 16.

Pissing in public shouldn't put you on the sex offender list unless it's actually IN PUBLIC.

Necrophilia SHOULD get you on the sex offender list.

A lot of laws that are outdated should be abolished.

The constitution should be better followed and those things that try to circumvent it done away with.

Light pollution should be reduced and those that violate it have fines sanctioned.

Seatbelt should once again be optional, as well as helmets

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

taking a leak in public makes you a sex offender? what fucking moron wrote that law?

[Scary Guy]

taking a leak in public makes you a sex offender? what fucking moron wrote that law?

Probably someone with a huge bladder.

[Hellion]

It has been stated that SUVs are roadrage rides,let alone anyone who drives those pos vehicles stupid on the road should get their ass beeten to fu$ing hell,

And if I had it my way I would make a law for that kind of roadrage,

also there should be a law against Any moron that commits any form of stupidity

eample,trying to watch TV whilr driving

walking in the road and just standing there,dumbfounded,wtf,I hate stupid people and people who do stupid shit.

[Scales]

The public needs to have the ability to easily rally a vote to impeach any politician, at any level, in any office of the country. If the government wants people to respect it, it needs give them actual power and pull out of it's weak-minded popularity contest.

If a certain fixed percentage of the eligible kids from Legislative, Judicial, and Executive aren't fighting in the war, there can't be one. That way there will be a lot more thinking on the part of the people in office, and probably attract smarter people to the positions. There won't be invisible caste systems, and the draft would actually get more respect. It sounds radical, but not as much as the way the US is now, our government is obsessed with war corporatism.

[Kit Kat P]

nader on Bill Maher

[Scary Guy]

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...videoid=1588140

Michael Badnarik > Ralph Nader

[livininxtcgoth]

i think that no matter what gender you are, you need to pass a physical attractiveness examination, at which point you are given a card. if you have the card you dont need to wear a single stitch of clothing if you should so choose, but if you dont have the card you have to wear conservative covering clothes.

i used to waitress at places on the water and me and the other girls would be like whoa ok we're actually hot and we cant go topless but all these guys come in all hairy and old and flabby with their shirts halfway on when the come in the door and its like ...eww...

people actually wanna see hot people naked. let the hot people be naked.

[sass_in_the_pants]

i used to waitress at places on the water and me and the other girls would be like whoa ok we're actually hot and we cant go topless but all these guys come in all hairy and old and flabby with their shirts halfway on when the come in the door and its like ...eww...

Good point! There's all these skanky guys in our neighborhood...they don't wear shirts. I don't really know why. I've seen them wear shirts before, and after, so I can only assume that they own shirts. I mean, I wear a shirt every day. It's not that hard.