Not So Nice Things That Were Said About You Today

[Homicidalheathen]

So........I heard.......I am like, the biggest lesbo in the Metro Detroit area. Men, hide your ladies!!! I am out to get them!

I have had two women in the past few years. Thats it. 2.

One of them is a long time friend.....and we only do it here and there........and, I did NOT convert or pervert her......believe me, she was well on her way when I found her......

The other one, was just a little fun here and there more spur of the moment whatever.....not that big of a deal....

Oh I am a home wrecking slut who um lets see, what else did this slimmy lizard say about me......

I have gone to the dark side (???) as I am goth.....god knows its fucking evil right?

And I am out to convert people....to what I don't know. If I figure that out, your all invited! FREE CAKE!

Oh yah, I am a witch and I eat babies lol

[phee]

I wish I was a big lesbo.... *sigh*

[Vivian]

ehhhh.. I don't think you're the biggest lesbo in the Greater Metro Detroit. I don't think you're a slut either.. The eating baby thing, thats just creepy.

*My not so nice thing said to me today was, "Stop freaking out! You're being a little melodramatic over a tiny cut. See its not even bleeding anymore. Why the f*ck are you calling an ambulance?!"

Said to me by my nearest and dearest, as he had sliced open his finger and it bled through a bandaid. And left a trail of blood through my house. He was using a sharp knife to try and open a bottle of nail polish. After I told him not too. After I had thrown the nail polish away seeing that I couldnt open it. So when he's gushing blood, am I just supposed to sit here, smiling pretty while he bleeds all over me? No, I did what anyone would do if their loved one is bleeding profusely. I panicked. (sp?)

~V

p.s. would that apply under "Silly and irrational things women do"?

[Homicidalheathen]

Some people react bad to the sight of blood.

And I dont eat babies I just threw that in for good measure.....

I got bit by a spider yesturday and was told I was UNDER REACTING so go figure. You can never win. Someone will always say your too this, or too that......blah.

I think its cute though he came to your nail polish 'rescue' and was willing to shed blood all for your beauty.

[Shade Everdark]

"Unfortunately, while your skill set is what I'm looking for, I decided to go with someone else for the position...."

This within my own company. Goddamn I'm useless.

[Fierce Critter]

Grandmother, as she leans over and takes my face in her hands: "Such a beautiful face"

And as she moved her hands down and took my THIGH in her hands: "Such a fat body."

Yeah. I hated Grandma. And she did this when I was about 14 years old.

[saechalyn]

In 8th grade I was voted most likely to not have a date before the year 2000. [The sad part was, it almost came true!]

[Destroit]

GOD....I don't think anyone's ever said anything nice about me until I came here actually.

Oh right...this morning a certain somebody who lives in my house and isn't Eddy Bones, Mrs. Heart, or Gitzie called me lazy, even though I work part-time, go to school full time, moderate on here, work out for roughly an hour a day, own my own condo, pay my own bills and have been for years, do the dishes alot and clean when I can. Go figure, right?

[Kit Kat P]

You know your the black sheep of the family.

2 different aunts, 2 different occasions

[phee]

*Phee examins his self esteem*

I have been called by girlfriend/s....

"Asshole"

"Fuckwhit"

The ever elusive: "Passive Aggressive"

I have been told that I induce panic attacks

I have been told that I don't give a shit about my daughter...

While unemployed: "You don't even want a job... if you did you would have one by now"

My ex mother in law told me (while still married): "You are ruining your daughters life by being who you are"

On my personal apperence I was told that I look like the kid from "Mask" (The Cher movie)

My ex Stepfather called me a "Nazi" because of my boots.

One of my ex bosses told me "... what kind of mind do you have that you would do something that stupid?"

Most of the rest you can guess I am sure... (freak, dumbass, etc...) but the above are the ones that stuck out in my mind.

[sass_in_the_pants]

Grandmother, as she leans over and takes my face in her hands: "Such a beautiful face"

And as she moved her hands down and took my THIGH in her hands: "Such a fat body."

Yeah. I hated Grandma. And she did this when I was about 14 years old.

Ohmygawd. I am all at once mortified AND entertained.

Seriously, grandparents can say the MEANEST shit.

Years ago, my grandfather said to me 'Good to see you sweet pea. You're looking a little fat.'

'Grandpa! I can't believe you just said that!'

'Well...you are'

'Grandpa! Please!'

'What'd you pack on? Ten? Fifteen pounds?'

'Actually, I've LOST weight, grandpa'

'Not from where I'm standing'

'Okay, I've heard about enough'

'Well, maybe you haven't or you wouldn't be so fat right now'

'That's IT! You're in trouble now!'

He smirked at me. Can you believe it? That old curmedgeon actually SMIRKED at it.

'You think you're so smart, old man?'

He kept smirking.

I looked him right in his wrinkely old smirking eyes and yelled 'Grandma! Grandpa called me fat! He hurt my feelings! I don't even know if I want to visit anymore, that's how hurt I am!'

His face dropped. He grabbed my arm in a panic and whispered, 'Take it back! For Pete's sake, take it back or I'll never hear the end of it! Call her off!'

You could already hear her screeching at him as she walked into the living room 'What did you say to her, Eddie? She is a beautiful young woman and you're making her feel bad. Eddie! Are you listening to me? What did you say? You're always saying something stupid!'

Grandpa's eyes were pleading with me now. Grandma was shaking her finger at him. It only gets worse when grandma starts shaking her finger.

I stuck around for the next thirty minutes to gloat, as grandma told grandpa all about how he does everything wrong.

[Vivian]

Some people react bad to the sight of blood.

And I dont eat babies I just threw that in for good measure.....

I got bit by a spider yesturday and was told I was UNDER REACTING so go figure. You can never win. Someone will always say your too this, or too that......blah.

I think its cute though he came to your nail polish 'rescue' and was willing to shed blood all for your beauty.

Cute? lol him bleeding for beauty? hahahahahahahaha *rolls on the floor dying with laughter* He is such a dork.

The worst thing I heard today- "Happy belated Birthday" ~from a neighbor I'm not too fond of.

"That doesn't mean she likes you, no one likes you." From my assinine roommate. I know he thought he was just f*ckin with me, but damn it, that hurt. I can take a funny joke, but damn, his joking isn't funny. *sigh*

[Homicidalheathen]

What??? She did NOT say this to you! Gawd. What a um sorry can I call your granny a bitch?

Grandmother, as she leans over and takes my face in her hands: "Such a beautiful face"

And as she moved her hands down and took my THIGH in her hands: "Such a fat body."

Yeah. I hated Grandma. And she did this when I was about 14 years old.

[Sybil]

"YOU ARE THE MOST UNUSUAL PERSON I HAVE MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE!"

(screamed at me.)

This was screamed at me because of a small misunderstanding.

(and because I told her she should try being a nicer person instead of making jokes because she is uncomfortable in social situations.)

Some people like to play the victim I think? And see how many people they can get to feel sorry for them?

(Oh and she said I am really disrespectful.)

????????????????????????????????????????????

I dont understand some women.

LOL

[Fierce Critter]

What??? She did NOT say this to you! Gawd. What a um sorry can I call your granny a bitch?

Why not? I do.

She's gone, and I do not miss her.

(Even though she treated me and most everybody else like shit, I still fed her when, near the end, she was in the hospital and wouldn't eat for the staff. I disliked the woman, and didn't go out of my way to be around her. But I don't hold grudges. I just try to stay away from toxic people like her.)

[Fierce Critter]

"YOU ARE THE MOST UNUSUAL PERSON I HAVE MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE!"

I would take that as a compliment.

[Homicidalheathen]

Ok that makes person number 3 who asked if I am a satan worshipper because of my gothness or whatever.

No actually, I wear black cause I am a slob. I spill food and drink....and only white shows.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

"I only wanted you at my birthday party because your fun to make fun of when your drunk."

this from a....woman, if you can call her that (i personally don't feel the maturity level will ever be there) who I used to constantly console and even picked up off the floor when she got depressed, tried ot help her through most of her psychological problems, and was basically a big brother too........and she wonders why she got choked out till her eyes turned red....

"you seem like a great guy, but you look like a stalker"...what a line...love it!!

[bean]

---

[Homicidalheathen]

Ouch. If it makes you feel any better the 'popular' girl in school invited me to my first bday party and told me....I only invited you cause my mom MADE me....then I proceeded to stain my new blue dress with chocolate ice cream.

But yup...I remember that bitch.....she stole my ex b/f and am I glad she won.......they live in a trailer now and he has little money and anger management issues! Ha!

And he lost all his hair. Take that biatch!

"I only wanted you at my birthday party because your fun to make fun of when your drunk."

this from a....woman, if you can call her that (i personally don't feel the maturity level will ever be there) who I used to constantly console and even picked up off the floor when she got depressed, tried ot help her through most of her psychological problems, and was basically a big brother too........and she wonders why she got choked out till her eyes turned red....

"you seem like a great guy, but you look like a stalker"...what a line...love it!!