Ugh... Is There Anything On The 20th?

[Johnny Murderously]

Bored to death. Keep me from punching myself in the face. Entertain me in other manners.

[Johnny Murderously]

Bored to death. Keep me from punching myself in the face. Entertain me in other manners.

Ugh. This is what I get for living DOWNRIVER.

Ugh.

Yeah, I know.

[jammers]

the Ritz in Warren if you looking for a club night not sure of the drive for ya but im there

[Johnny Murderously]

the Ritz in Warren if you looking for a club night not sure of the drive for ya but im there

Yeah, I caught that on the Nightlife portion here. Long drive for me from here; I'd totally endanger everybody's children here by making that drive. Sounds like a hooker of a time, though. I'll be there in spirit, if not shambling mute drunken husk.

[jammers]

sounds to me like you need a dd

[Johnny Murderously]

I don't even know any drunk people in this John-Deere-ass town, let alone sober suckers who'd get roped into carting me around.

[jammers]

im sorry maybe someday you will find someone who wouldnt mind but till then ill have the man drink one for ya seeing as im the dd for him

[Johnny Murderously]

im sorry maybe someday you will find someone who wouldnt mind but till then ill have the man drink one for ya seeing as im the dd for him

Oh, so *you're* one of the aforementioned suckers? Then drive your suckerish ass down 75, pick me up, and we'll roll up to Warren together. We'll have a great time. I mean, *I'll* have a great time. *You'll* be sober.

[jammers]

sucker no coming to get ya sorry im already there lol i have never been a real drinker since i lost two family members to drunk drivers so i would rather be sober. to each there own