When Good Idea's Go Bad

[Nevar (5)]

my little brother at the age of seven thought it would be a good idea to throw his feet into our mothers chest to avoid having to change into his bedware, what he did'nt count on is having the leg power to break her rib cage sending her to the emergency room thus not having to change his clothing.

[Homicidalheathen]

You know what I would do with a kid like that? Make him change himself and do his own laundry. Sounds like he was big enough too anyway.....

[sass_in_the_pants]

Oh dear!

When my husband was younger, around 5 or so, he learned he could shove a peanut up his nose and then if he blew hard enough, the peanut would pop out. He thought this was a wonderful trick, and like any good showman practiced, practiced, practiced before showing his dad.

So, it's showtime and it went like this.

'Watch this dad!'

Guy blows his nose.

Nothing happens.

Guy blows again. And again. And again.

Guy's dad is now trying to get the peanut out with tweezers.

No peanut.

Guy has to get taken to the ER to have a peanut removed from his nose.

When good ideas go bad.

[Homicidalheathen]

My friends kid stuck a dried bean up his nose. No one noticed until it got all infected, he had to have it removed at the doctors also.

Why the hell do kids stick things in their noses.....

[sass_in_the_pants]

My friends kid stuck a dried bean up his nose. No one noticed until it got all infected, he had to have it removed at the doctors also.

Why the hell do kids stick things in their noses.....

LOL.

That and the meaning of life they'll be debating for years to come...

[Nevar (5)]

uh...yo

[Rev.Reverence]

ONCE...at scout camp.......................................hahahahaha.....

I made pancakes...the other boys (ALL 6) said that the pancakes were uneven!..as in non-symmetrically round...

..they taunted me pretty badly...I tried to be cool...I packed up my tent..(we were going home that day)...

.....When I had finished packing my gear...I wanted some pancakes...THEY ATE THEM ALL!!!

.....I lost my cool.....I kicked their asses...screaming and making a horrershow's worth of a ruckus...about ungrateful

ingrates....how I never wanted to see them again.....and the words fuck, cunt, asshole, asinine, uncouth, & degenerates...

I thought it was a good idea to stand up for myself...& quit the boy scouts...

...the scoutmaster told the story in such a way that I was kicked out of scouts...to my step-father...who swiftly kicked my

12 year old ass........I mean he kicked me!...FUCKIN' hard...and allot!

When good ideals go bad.....

[Nevar (5)]

Theres always food poisoning, you should have used old eggs.

ONCE...at scout camp.......................................hahahahaha.....

I made pancakes...the other boys (ALL 6) said that the pancakes were uneven!..as in non-symmetrically round...

..they taunted me pretty badly...I tried to be cool...I packed up my tent..(we were going home that day)...

.....When I had finished packing my gear...I wanted some pancakes...THEY ATE THEM ALL!!!

.....I lost my cool.....I kicked their asses...screaming and making a horrershow's worth of a ruckus...about ungrateful

ingrates....how I never wanted to see them again.....and the words fuck, cunt, asshole, asinine, uncouth, & degenerates...

I thought it was a good idea to stand up for myself...& quit the boy scouts...

...the scoutmaster told the story in such a way that I was kicked out of scouts...to my step-father...who swiftly kicked my

12 year old ass........I mean he kicked me!...FUCKIN' hard...and allot!

When good ideals go bad.....

[brandywine0880]

A few years ago my mom got hammered and came home after the bar to cook hamburgers.

She said she really started pouring a lot of pepper onto the burgers.

When she bit into her burger she realized she had used cinnamon instead of pepper. LMFAO. awesome.

[Miranda]

This is pretty funny, and also is about a hamburger and also a cheeseburger. My grandma was dating this guy, she is 79 and she was having a Bbq at her place. She prepared him a hamburger and he got half way through it and was commenting on how good it was. My grandmother looked at his hamburger and exclaimed: "YOUR hamburger doesn't even have meat on it!" She had forgot to put the meat in his hamburger and he didn't even notice until he was almost finished with it.

Second story involves my grandma again and a cheeseburger. It was Christmas time and my uncle and I were going to go get something to eat and we always would bring back something for my grandma. This time she wanted a cheeseburger. I have to say that my grandma takes everything very seriously. When we got back , my uncle tossed her the cheeseburger and she became really upset and didn't want it any longer. So , my uncle took the cheeseburger and put a bow on it and placed it under the Christmas tree with all of the other presents and it stayed there until Christmas day.

[ManicQueen]

When my brother and I were little we decided to place a ladder on top

of the monkey bar's/swing set trying to make a really high see-saw type

thingy. When we tried crawling out to the end of the ladder it all came tumbling

down resulting in a trip to the ER for the both of us.

When good idea's go bad....

[Nevar (5)]

I thought it would be a good idea to play a prank on sasquatch ...boy was i wrong.

[Destroit]

I thought it would be a good idea to play a prank on sasquatch ...boy was i wrong.

Man..the things beef jerky impressions people to do.

Messin' with sasquatch = getting a beat down

[phee]

[Nevar (5)]

Chernobyl thought it would be a good idea to rescue this baby bunny, Inti'll she found out it had tics.

[Nevar (5)]

I thought it was a good idea to mac on a hot chick on the corner, Int'll I realized I was on 8 mile and she had herpes and now I owe $3.50.

[Riku Namako]

wtf, when keepin it real goes wrong? XD