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LOL check this out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Guess Tom is getting ready.......

Cruise 'to build alien attack bunker'

Wednesday, September 26 2007, 14:16 BST

By Beth Hilton

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to build a £5 million bunker under their Colorado home to protect them from alien attacks, reports claim.

A source close to Cruise - who is a leading Scientologist - said the actor is to erect a "self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years".

The bunker will reportedly include a high-tech air-purification system and storage space for supplies and survival equipment.

Followers of Scientology are thought to believe that an evil galactic overlord named Xenu is planning to invade the planet in an act of revenge.

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The aliens are coming to get us beware!!! :w00t::blink::X

Xenu... Okay if they say so and I thought I had mental problems.

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...and I appoligize for bashing white people.

I am sensetive this month because so far I have heard:

'why do you tan? my daddy likes me white.'

'I am whiter than you....'

'how could you f*ck a black guy? Ugh thats so disgusting! what did it feel like?' I was tempted to brag about the guys size and stamina but decided against it.....

....she turns to me at the bar and says to lady number 2...while glaring at me...'and we don't do BLACK GUYS. Right???'

And...'you should try a black guy he will treat you right.....'

Either way its a chip on my shoulder right now.

But I STILL don't trust whitey. Just want him in my corner in a fight cause he fights dirty lol and the dirty fighters always win.

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