Oh I So Wanna Join The Church Of Scientology

[Homicidalheathen]

LOL check this out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Guess Tom is getting ready.......

Cruise 'to build alien attack bunker'

Wednesday, September 26 2007, 14:16 BST

By Beth Hilton

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to build a £5 million bunker under their Colorado home to protect them from alien attacks, reports claim.

A source close to Cruise - who is a leading Scientologist - said the actor is to erect a "self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years".

The bunker will reportedly include a high-tech air-purification system and storage space for supplies and survival equipment.

Followers of Scientology are thought to believe that an evil galactic overlord named Xenu is planning to invade the planet in an act of revenge.

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The aliens are coming to get us beware!!!

[Onyx]

The founder admitted he made up everything and joked about how if you want to be rich, just start your own religion.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can be so blind.

[Steven]

I never even thought he was all that good of a science fiction writer to be honest....

[Der Nister]

I am reminded of all those people that tied plastic bags around their heads and died together thinking the mother ship was coming for them.

How people can get so wrapped up in believing that sort of crap is beyond me. I read in an old issue of time (from the 60's) that this sect was telling the world that the bible said the end of time and then coming of Christ was December 1975. *yea ok - are we there yet?*

For myself - I'll damn well believe it when I see it with my eyes.

[Der Nister]

*after thought*

I love it when religeous zelouts predict the end of time (because they read the bible you know) and it doesn't happen.

Waaa waaaaa.

[Hellion]

Some people should remember what happened when Jim Jones and Kool aid got together in 1978,fucked up shit

Oh I forgot it wasnt Kool aid,it was Kill Aid.

[torn asunder]

How people can get so wrapped up in believing that sort of crap is beyond me.

the same way they get wrapped up in things like x-tianity, islam, judaism, etc... they read/learn of something that resonates with them, and they take it to heart, making it their belief system...

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

what does the Bible have to do with Scientology? Hell, what does religion have to do with Scientology for that matter?

Really, there have always been doomsayers in the world. Look at the Mayans.. they beleived the world will end in.. um.. 2011 or 2014... cant remember which one it is... The norse with Ragnorak or however it is spelled. and now we have Scientologist and Global warming freaks screaming "The End Is Nigh"

[sass_in_the_pants]

I read in an old issue of time (from the 60's) that this sect was telling the world that the bible said the end of time and then coming of Christ was December 1975. *yea ok - are we there yet?*

For myself - I'll damn well believe it when I see it with my eyes.

That's when my SISTER was born! And I've always thought she had a God complex. Maybe she really IS God!!

what does the Bible have to do with Scientology? Hell, what does religion have to do with Scientology for that matter?

Really, there have always been doomsayers in the world. Look at the Mayans.. they beleived the world will end in.. um.. 2011 or 2014... cant remember which one it is... The norse with Ragnorak or however it is spelled. and now we have Scientologist and Global warming freaks screaming "The End Is Nigh"

Scientology is not even recognized worldwide as a religion. US recognizes it as such, but other nations don't.

[know_buddy_kares]

what does the Bible have to do with Scientology? Hell, what does religion have to do with Scientology for that matter?

Really, there have always been doomsayers in the world. Look at the Mayans.. they beleived the world will end in.. um.. 2011 or 2014... cant remember which one it is... The norse with Ragnorak or however it is spelled. and now we have Scientologist and Global warming freaks screaming "The End Is Nigh"

Lets see... Scientology.. as screwed up as it is IMO, is still....sadly... considered just as much of a religion as Christianity. It all boils down to what you choose to beleive in and have faith, whether you were raised from birth the way you are, of if you made a change somewhere along your path in life.. hell, even atheism can be considered a religion as you have a belief, a belief there's nothing, and faith, faith there's nothing. Now don't rag on all these doomsday cults so quickly.. (disclaimer for those who cannot tell... smart ass time is nigh, don't take this next bit seriously...) because the way this world is headed... we're all gonna be utterly fucked. World war 3. We're gonna be slaughtering the shit outta eachother so bad that even mother nature is gonna be like, "FUCK YOU GUYS!!!" And she'll start openin a mean can o' whoop ass on us. This is going to create so much commotion that some alien civilization is going to notice us and think, "wtf? idiots... hey Zelpod guess what!!! TURKEY SHOOT!!! WHEEEE!!!!" So now we're gonna have aliens pickin' on us... and at the rate we're going.. yeah I say all this is gonna happen around 2011 or 2014

[LadyKay]

*after thought*

I love it when religeous zelouts predict the end of time (because they read the bible you know) and it doesn't happen.

Waaa waaaaa.

Actually if they really did read the Bible they would discover that no one can predict when the end of time is suppose to be.

[Homicidalheathen]

Me too, never saw anything so morbidly hellarious....I am sick though.

I am reminded of all those people that tied plastic bags around their heads and died together thinking the mother ship was coming for them.

How people can get so wrapped up in believing that sort of crap is beyond me. I read in an old issue of time (from the 60's) that this sect was telling the world that the bible said the end of time and then coming of Christ was December 1975. *yea ok - are we there yet?*

For myself - I'll damn well believe it when I see it with my eyes.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Lets see... Scientology.. as screwed up as it is IMO, is still....sadly... considered just as much of a religion as Christianity. It all boils down to what you choose to beleive in and have faith, whether you were raised from birth the way you are, of if you made a change somewhere along your path in life.. hell, even atheism can be considered a religion as you have a belief, a belief there's nothing, and faith, faith there's nothing. Now don't rag on all these doomsday cults so quickly.. (disclaimer for those who cannot tell... smart ass time is nigh, don't take this next bit seriously...) because the way this world is headed... we're all gonna be utterly fucked. World war 3. We're gonna be slaughtering the shit outta eachother so bad that even mother nature is gonna be like, "FUCK YOU GUYS!!!" And she'll start openin a mean can o' whoop ass on us. This is going to create so much commotion that some alien civilization is going to notice us and think, "wtf? idiots... hey Zelpod guess what!!! TURKEY SHOOT!!! WHEEEE!!!!" So now we're gonna have aliens pickin' on us... and at the rate we're going.. yeah I say all this is gonna happen around 2011 or 2014

See, there you go thinking you know me again. I'm not Christian, though i do beleive in God. Nor was I raised to be one. My father was a Budhist and my mother is/was a Wiccan.

Also, as for Doomsday crap... I spent my formative years in the Cold War. I had fall out drills at school. I did my senior paper on thermal-nuclear war and it's after affects. You don't need religion to thinkthe world is going to end... astroids from space, powerfull gamma bursts from the sun... global warming.... the list goes on.

Some doomsday predictions just make the person talking about htem seem a bit more crazy than others.

[know_buddy_kares]

See, there you go thinking you know me again. I'm not Christian, though i do beleive in God. Nor was I raised to be one. My father was a Budhist and my mother is/was a Wiccan.

Also, as for Doomsday crap... I spent my formative years in the Cold War. I had fall out drills at school. I did my senior paper on thermal-nuclear war and it's after affects. You don't need religion to thinkthe world is going to end... astroids from space, powerfull gamma bursts from the sun... global warming.... the list goes on.

Some doomsday predictions just make the person talking about htem seem a bit more crazy than others.

see, there you go thinking that i was directing something towards you again... sigh my appologies, i really should be more specific when i'm done talking to someone specificly, talking in general, and just talking out of my ass. I really don't have any set belief as to when/if the world ends. It could end one hour from now, it could end when the sun finally burns out in the far off distant future...

...and i really hate explaining my jokes because then it can ruin the effect. My whole "doomsday prediction" was just a sarcastic summarizing of most the main doomsday theories put into one, the J curve, human war, mother nature, aliens and the cosmos ect... well i forgot the predicted magnetic polar shift of the earth and the so called slim chance of a sun flare comming right at us with the magnetic field of the earth temporarily out of service... but that's going along the mayan prediction I think. But all joking aside everyone, If the world is to end, when/if it happens, I just hope it's quick and painless.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

See, when you quote me, then go babbling on about what ever... I am left to believe it's aimed at me, else why the quote?

Actually, the Mayan belief is more about another planet with a really really long elliptical orbit. Bring it by Earth every.. I think it's about 3000 years. Anyway... some believe that a race from that planet is who taught the ancient how to build pyramids, raise stone circles and other things we don;t know how they did.

There have been a few searches for it over the years because "something" does odd things to Neptune and Uranus`s orbits. The search that found Pluto was actually looking for this mystery object.

Nebr.. thats what I'm thinking of. At least, thats what the Sumerian's called it. Their predicted return time table matches the end of the Mayan calender. The next time it comes, it is thought that it will be so close to fuck earth up.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

about.comhas an article about it.

Another intersting read.

check it out. Even if it's total bull, it's a fun read.

[Steven]

*after thought*

I love it when religeous zelouts predict the end of time (because they read the bible you know) and it doesn't happen.

Waaa waaaaa.

funny thing is, the Bible says that "nobody knows" when the end will come in order to seperate the bullshitters from the truly devout.

....therefore these same zealouts arent really following a biblical principle at all, but are really just control freaks with their own religeous agenda....

[Steven]

the same way they get wrapped up in things like x-tianity, islam, judaism, etc... they read/learn of something that resonates with them, and they take it to heart, making it their belief system...

... the same way in general that anybody gets wrapped up in beleivieng ANY beleif system, such as relative truth, or beelving in the general good of labor unions, or beleiving in free markets, or the democratic process, or dont trust whitey, or OJ is the devil, or McDonalds: "I'm lovin it".

every man has faith and lives it out, every one of us are wrapped up in something.

[Homicidalheathen]

Gawd lighten up people. I just wanted to point out how much more silly this is than say, the thought of the second comming of Jesus although thats pretty silly too......and how silly Tom is for spending 10 mil on a bunker like he thinks he is soo special. Sheesh. I had no Idea they were into this Xenu, thing and volcanos and opras couch and oh wait that was something else.

I wonder if thats why he did the newer war of the worlds movie, which I loved just hated him as the lead guy. I have NEVER liked Tom Cruise.

[Steven]

Gawd lighten up people. I just wanted to point out how much more silly this is than say, the thought of the second comming of Jesus although thats pretty silly too......and how silly Tom is for spending 10 mil on a bunker like he thinks he is soo special. Sheesh. I had no Idea they were into this Xenu, thing and volcanos and opras couch and oh wait that was something else.

I wonder if thats why he did the newer war of the worlds movie, which I loved just hated him as the lead guy. I have NEVER liked Tom Cruise.

I still say don't trust Whitey. Tom Cruise is white.....

[Homicidalheathen]

...dude, I am like 85% white, the rest is Native American. I NEVER trust most of myself. Thus. I mean, look what most of my percentage coming from anciestors did to my tiny 15 percent of non white? Nuff said.

Whites are more prone to molest kids, turn into serial killers......we invented germ warfare and we dropped the bomb.

'Here nice little indian lady with babies, here is a germ infested blanket to keep warm in the winter in, now will you show me how to grow corn the right way? Cause I have never used ash and think its still only good for livestock......'

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Damn... you are pretty friggen racists... and against your own race.... at least you appear to be from those statements.

Pedophiles come from all races... no race has more than any other.

Serial killers... Did you know there has really only been about 100 serial killers ever? Does Pedro Alonso Lopez ring any bells? Sisters Delfina and Maria de Jesus Gonzales? Again... they come from everywhere and every race.

Germ warfare was first used by the Tartars (Mongols). They would use catapults to launch plague infested bodys into citys they were attacking. The Bubonic plague in Europe can be traced back to one such attack on a Crimean city by the Tartars. How many millions did that kill off? 60-80% of the whole population of Europe by most accounts.

[Homicidalheathen]

Ok I admit it. Most of the time I am ashamed to be white. Unlike most of my friends who revel in it. And my family. But some were KKK members. I don't talk to them much. Just my own personal upbringing...black jokes all the time around the dinner table.....stories of violence......I went out with a Caldean and my dad actually said......are you going out with the sand Ni**er tonight? You going out with that camel jocky again? Well at least he is rich. (I broke up with him for other reasons, but yah)

[know_buddy_kares]

See, when you quote me, then go babbling on about what ever... I am left to believe it's aimed at me, else why the quote?

Actually, the Mayan belief is more about another planet with a really really long elliptical orbit. Bring it by Earth every.. I think it's about 3000 years. Anyway... some believe that a race from that planet is who taught the ancient how to build pyramids, raise stone circles and other things we don;t know how they did.

There have been a few searches for it over the years because "something" does odd things to Neptune and Uranus`s orbits. The search that found Pluto was actually looking for this mystery object.

Nebr.. thats what I'm thinking of. At least, thats what the Sumerian's called it. Their predicted return time table matches the end of the Mayan calender. The next time it comes, it is thought that it will be so close to fuck earth up.

Yeah I know I do.. bad habit and really i'm sorry, sometimes i just wanna add on to what i quoted of you... and then i stray away.

But about the Mayan belief, I've actually read the same thing once.. somewhere... and forgot most of it until now... and it actually was inspiration for a book I was trying to write wich I thought was going smoothly until my fucking lap top caught on fire... then I kinda said fuck it. I didn't read about the planet part fucking the earth up though. I'll check that out later when I have time.

But for anyone here who wants to try to take that barf i spewed about doomsday somewhat seriously well... guess we'll have to wait until 2014 to really know for sure then won't we?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Just so you know, I don't take anything you say seriously.