Circle of life

[soothsayer]

At age 2 success is not falling down.

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is having a drivers license.

At age 18 success is having sex.

At age 21 success is drinking alcohol.

At age 35 success is having money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 60 success is having sex.

At age 70 success is having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is having friends.

At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

At age 85 success is not falling down.

[ManicQueen]

That's almost depressing *lol*

B~

[soothsayer]

It's the chilling truth my age fearing Manic Queen. :devil

[TomCat]

gettin old ain't so bad....start every day with a cold glass of ensure....grab your depends....grab the walker & go down to work at McDonalds because your social security doesn't cover your nut....life is grand :erm

[Brenda Starrr]

Fuq that. I'm not old.

[torn asunder]

hell, i've gone thru most of those in a weekend!! :laughing

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[soothsayer]

hell, i've gone thru most of those in a weekend!!  :laughing

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[TomCat]

hell, i've gone thru most of those in a weekend!!  :laughing

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You really gotta slow down on the excesses bro! LOL

[lullaby1031]

Funny how people get in this huge hurry to "grow up" only to realize at the end of it all - you're still going to be treated like a child.

[paradox]

whats that they say about live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse?

crap! too late! :laughing

[lullaby1031]

lol :grin I'll drink to that!

[Daniel]

I look forward to pretending I'm Elvis, while killing egyptian mummies in a nursing home.