How Many Times...

[Bernadette]

that's a great question, that i ponder quite often.

how many times will everest be summited this year?

[Michiko_Dreads]

More than we can count.

How many times have you gave oral to a woman?

[Draco1958]

Not as many times as I would like.

How many times have you wished someone of the opposite sex would just walk up and plant a kiss on your lips?

[Hellion]

How many times I wished the one lazy POS at work would get FIRED!!!

[DarkChylde]

Im sorry, this thread just reminds me of this song.

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (2x)

[Violent J]

How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?

Now what the fuck does that do?

Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass

How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?

How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?

Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife

Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about

Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out

How many times will I sit in a hot car?

Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour

Must be an accident, I hope nobody died

Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side

The gawkers roll and they creep slow

Hoping they can see a mangled body show

Some park, and stand there and watch it all

With their kids, they point, and fuckin stare (and just look)

I remember one time I was pulled over

Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over

People watching, hoping that he shoots me

I just wanted to choke the fucking head

[Chorus (2x)]

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry?

[Violent J]

How many times will I wait in a line?

It's three-thirty, I fuckin' got here at nine

I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute

Why am I here? to pay a fucking parking ticket

The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin bitch

No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit

I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it

Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket

How many times will a crackhead smoke crack

And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack

Give him money, again, he's coming back

Walk away, and here's another, "Gimme some crack"

How many time will a kid give a dirty look?

A little punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook

I wrote the book, I was out robbin' liquor stores

When you were just a nut stain in your momma's drawers

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]

How many times will you steal my car stereo?

It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't you?

I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat

I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt cheek

How many times did I walk in, and just sit?

And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit

Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait

Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?

Yeah, can I walk into McDonald's, up to the counter

And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder

Will they give me a cheeseburger if I know that shit?

Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip

How many times will a judge decide my fate?

Who is he? A bitch, nothing great

He takes shits, and fucks his old floppy wife

Plays with his balls and judges my life!

[Chorus (5x)]

"And who the fuck is he?

He judges my life"

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

HEHE.. i think i post the very first line of that song, in here somewheres... but i agree... everytime i read the title of this thread, that song plays in my head....

ooooo i rhymed... lmao... im a dork... its time for me to go to bed....

but i don't wanna....

How many times have you told yourself that its ridiculous to miss a person THIS much, when you talk to them EVERYDAY, but your whole damn day seems so wrong if you don't?

[Angel of Death]

.

How many times have you told yourself that its ridiculous to miss a person THIS much, when you talk to them EVERYDAY, but your whole damn day seems so wrong if you don't?

Every damn day I go crazy without my baby...

How many times have you went to bed not wanting to wake up?

[Bernadette]

NEVER.

How many times will you wish for it to be Friday already?

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Actually Never.. I like the flow of the week ^_^,

How many times have you wanted to quit your job?

[Pandora]

Actually Never.. I like the flow of the week ^_^,

How many times have you wanted to quit your job?

Lessee, I've been there three weeks, yep twice. Numbers are not my thing, but fuck it, I'm employed and have nothing to complain about.

How many times have you eaten liver and onions, willingly?

[EAF (1)]

(*gasp* My thread lives!!!)

None...have never even tried it to be honest...

How many times have you felt excessivly violent towards something or someone for no reason at all?

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Lost count lol WAYYYY TOO MANYYYY .. at times I wish I have gone trough with it..

How many times have you crashed your car?

[EAF (1)]

Thank god none yet. I was told by a friend of mine that my car would fold like paper if hit...so yeah...I don't want to get into a crash anytime soon. Although I will say...some people SHOULD NOT have a freaking liscense!!! >:(

How many times have you notice someone really fuck up while driving?

[EAF (1)]

How many times have you felt like there is something in your life that no one else can possibly understand?

[AstralCrux]

Most of my early childhood... Then I met friends who had families that were as mentally unstable as mine. :-)

Now people don't understand... mostly because it takes a long time to know me well enough to get me.

How many times have you wanted to just grab some clothes, stuff them in a bag and hop on a bus to anywhere?

[creatureofthenyte]

lots, but in my case, I would just hop in my truck and hit the road, although I haven't felt like that in along time.

How many times have you sat at your computer, even though there is a thunderstorm goin on outside ?

[AstralCrux]

I haven't had a computer of my own in years... I procrastinate too much when I have something to entertain me. But, as I kidnapped my mom's for some job hunting. A few days ago during the storms.

How many times have you had great adventures? (mind out of gutter)

[creatureofthenyte]

heh.. many times.

How many times does your mind fall into the gutter ?

[AstralCrux]

When it has free time.... ;-)

How many times do you feel free in a month?

[creatureofthenyte]

not as many as Id like

How many times do you get horny in a month ?

[AstralCrux]

I tend to be more horny when I have more free time. At one point- ok for a long time... I was working 60-80 hour workweeks. I wasn't aiming for much action then. I quit that job and my sex drive hit full force. I just started a new job, but much less hours. Dunno how that will effect me.

How many times have you been to an indie record store this year?

[chEmo]

IHow many times have you been to an indie record store this year?

hmmm...virtually, at least once a week. Inside an actual store...maybe 4 times.

How many near death experiences have you encountered?

[Bernadette]

One, but not sure if it counts. When I was a kid, I was supposed to be a passenger in another mom's car -- carpooling to a dance recital. For whatever reason, I didn't end up going in that vehicle. That car was hit by a drunk driver on the way -- and one of my classmates sisters was killed, and another badly injured.

How many times do you wish things would have turned out differently?

[Raev]

How many times do you wish things would have turned out differently?

Never.

Through my years of drug abuse, the hard fight to get off of the shit, the time I was homeless, the times I've been heartbroken, burying my idol, watching my father get put in the ground at 13 (was gunned down), the countless wrongs I committed in my younger and wilder years, the miseries of life...

I wouldn't trade in any of them. They ultimately taught me how to be in love with life, with living and to remember that no matter how bad things seem at times, I've dealt with worse in my life and that life goes on. For every sunset that befalls my emotions and psyche...there is soon after a sunrise.

How many times do you eat White Castle burgers in a year?

[Simon Bar Sinister]

about once a month. that's 12, right?

how many times have you had no idea where it is you've awakened?