The Beer Prayer

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

our lager,

which art in barrels,

hallowed be thy drink.

thy will be drunk

(i will be drunk)

at home as in the tavern

give us this day our foamy head,

and forgive us for our spillages,

as we forgive those who spill against us.

and lead us not into incarceration,

but deliver us from hangovers.

for thine is the beer,

the bitter and the lager,

for ever and ever,

barmen

[know_buddy_kares]

fuck yeah!!!!! I like the beer song too though... lets start a beer church!

Sing along kiddies...

I like beer because it's good

I drink beer because I should

If there was a song to sing...

I'd sing it and beer you'd bring

I drink beer when I am sad

Cuz' of beer I get glad

Now there's nothing left to say...

So lets go drink beer

(chorus-screaming)

BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD BEER IS GOOD.... AND STUFF!

When it's warm it tastes real crappy

But cold beer will make me happy

When I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb

It R go good with pizza!

Now that we have drank some beer

Lets go drive a car...

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

fuck yea!! we most definitely need to start a beer church! We'd have the biggest church ever! We'll start out small and collect empties for donations and next thing u know we'll have our own cathedral!!

[Msterbeau]

Mmm... Beer. :-)