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I'm ugly because....

THIS IS MY 2,000TH DGN POST! W00T! YEEEAH!

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Now leave me be in my post-whoring ugliness...

What's the big deal?

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What's the big deal?

It's a big deal because...

It signified the day where I was 34,092 posts away from catching up to your post count :tongue:

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I'm ugly because I managed to lose my prescription glasses at the dump.

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I am ugly because I have worked in a hostile work enviroment for so long, it's made me numb to horrible harrassing situations.

I am ugly because sometimes this get me all worked up but I cant make anyone else care enough to change anything, and just end up making things worse for myself, and just have to go back to being numb to it.

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I am ugly because I am letting this job put a strain on my personal life because I won't screw the other dispatchers, even though they don't seem to have the same work ethic/respect for me.

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I'm ugly because I should probably be doing something right now...but I'm not.

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I'm ugly because I can't love myself which means no one else can love me.

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I'm ugly because I think :censored: is a perv that needs a reality check, and :censored::censored::censored: are just whinny attention seeking children that need to grow up. Because I haven't spent more time in MI and when I was there I didn't ignore my then spouse and make more of an effort to meet more DGNers. And because I have had a head cold for 2 weeks and it's making me quite pissy.

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I'm ugly because I'm horribly, horribly jealous

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I am ugly because I ignore the topic and post a thinly veiled reference to how I need to get laid in every thread.

OH WAIT, that's not me.

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I am ugly because I ignore the topic and post a thinly veiled reference to how I need to get laid in every thread.

OH WAIT, that's not me.

I'm ugly because this made me choke with laughter.

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I am ugly because I ignore the topic and post a thinly veiled reference to how I need to get laid in every thread.

OH WAIT, that's not me.

Damn....my bad, didn't know I was being annoying :tongue:

I'm ugly because, well, I am the zen little center of the universe at the moment. Oh....and I'm wearing "professional" (i.e. ugly) work stuff right now, I guess that makes me ugly, in my opinion anyway.

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I'm ugly because this made me choke with laughter.

I'm ugly for the same reason.

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I'm ugly because I probably expect too much and should just be happy with what I can get.

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I am ugly because......

My attention is fleeting, my interest lost fast, people assume I care! Apathy lost the battle to something of a more jaded nature!

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I am ugly because I am stressing out over things I should be able to take care of myself.

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I am ugly because.......

er....you know what?

I'm just not ugly.

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I'm ugly because in my head I was screaming at family instead of just getting over it

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i'm ugly because i am too negative about myself

i'm ugly because i let people walk on me and wait too long before i finally walk away

i'm ugly because i am lazy and deep down i really don't care that much that i am

i'm ugly because i hate in people the bad things i see in myself

i'm ugly because i say fuck way too much. or maybe i don't say it a fucking 'nough?

but...

i'm beautiful because i love with all my heart

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I'm ugly because I can't seem to keep a damn dollar in my pocket.

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I am ugly because I am stressing out over things I should be able to take care of myself.

yeah i have that ugly too

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I am ugly because I'm drunk after finding the rum my mom hid from me before i had to leave to Virginia.

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I'm ugly because I'm jealous of someone 1/5 my age.

I'm ugly because I'm jealous/insecure/depressed by that fact that I can't be 100% of someone's focus, love, and attention.

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I'm ugly because I'm fat, and my cardio sucks. No matter how hard I work, it feels like I'll always be a slug.

I'm ugly because deep down, I'm an angry, hate-filled, mistrustful asshole.

I'm ugly because after my last deployment, I feel used and betrayed and no good to anyone.

That's why I'm ugly.

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I am ugly because I am fat.

I am ugly because I fell when I was little (twice) and have two scars on my face.

I am ugly because I feel ugly.

I am ugly because I am sad.

...and the list goes on.

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