The Phone Call

[Brenda Starrr]

This is funny.

((((RING)))) (((RING)))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

Frank."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause...

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy

that

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran

around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser

and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and

he

jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he

didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit

the

bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??"

[Daevion]

:laughing

LoL, thats funny

[soothsayer]

:laughing :laughing

[TomCat]

*snickers* :fear

[Lilith]

oooopsssssssssssss

lol

[lullaby1031]

harsh lmao :laughing

[DarkChylde]

lmao oh man...Well that shows minor little accidents can lead to death

[squee]

that was really frickin funny