Strangest Break A Date Excuses

[Homicidalheathen]

Well this is a new one. The dog ate my drivers license....

Me and my girl laughed so hard at that one......its like a kid in school....a dog ate my homework

This was the excuse he had for not wanting to go to the bar with us and have us just come over.....yah right boy, in your dreams.

I admit though there was a time when I had to get out of a date gracefully and I said I was at a funeral. (it was actually the next morning, I was just tired)

[FarrIL]

I was almost 21 and a dual-enrolled, 17-year old asked me out and I said "No, because I like them my age or older. Plus that, there are places I'll be able to go to that you cant. So no."

Up-front and blunt.

And ew...... no, I wouldnt want to date him either. He was, uh, shall we say..... annoying.