Ho's

[Homicidalheathen]

HO HO HO now? Yup. Thats the word on the street. People crack me up.

http://www.cheatingways.com/world-affairs/leave-santa-alone/

Leave Santa Alone!

Good Grief Charlie Brown!

Can't we leave anything good in this world alone without somehow finding a way to sexualize it?

Every damned thing does not have to be about sex does it?

Yes, I know this site is about sex but but Santa would never cheat on Mrs. Claus…he just doesn't belong here! He is one of the last few "good guys"!

Can't we leave him for the kids? There are few enough pure, innocent, good things left to us.

Must we ruin Santa too?

Can you believe that in Sydney, Australia, the Father of Christmas has been instructed to refrain from using his traditional "Ho! Ho! Ho!" when greeting people?

They are worried that some women may take offense because of the sexual connotations associated with the slang term "ho" often used when referring to prostitutes!

Little kids don't know that. Do we have to tell them? Can't we let them remain wide eyed and in awe of jolly old St. Nick for a little bit longer? Can't we just let them be kids?

It has been suggested that rather than to offend women, the seasonal Santa's should instead greet people with a hardy "Ha! Ha! Ha!"

What absolute crap! I am a woman and I am offended that anyone would make such a ridiculous association!

Slowly, over time, we are ruining the season and the meaning of Christmas with all of our stupid efforts not to offend each other.

Remember last year's fiasco at the Seattle airport?

Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky took offense to decorating with traditional Christmas trees and threatened a lawsuit when his request for a menorah display at the airport didn't move forward as quickly as he anticipated.

Sadly this year, the Seattle Airport has taken the path of least resistance and will not put up the traditional trees.

Soon, to avoid conflict, we will simply not bother with any traditions anymore.

Hell, we aren't even suppose to say "Merry Christmas" anymore lest we offend someone! It is now politically correct to say "Happy Holidays".

How very sad! No wonder Santa is disgruntled…I would be too!

For goodness sake…leave Santa alone!

Its even dumber than saying penguins are prostitutes for doing what comes natural. Gotta love it.

[Onyx]

Wow.

Someone sent me this and I thought it was some goofy hoax. How silly!

[Brenda Starrr]

I cannot believe how utterly fucking stupid this is. Seriously. Who gives a rat's ass how the Hoes of the world feel? Freakin' sluts.....

[Head Wreck]

[TygerLili]

Oh, that clears it up. There have been so many times over the years that I've been walking through the mall at Christmas time when I thought "Why is Santa calling me a ho? What did I do to him?" Jeez.

[Msterbeau]

Hearing that word always reminds me of Eddie Murphy's SNL skit about "How to be a hoe". :-)

[Brenda Starrr]

Seriously, I cannot believe this bullshit. I am 42 years old, and Santa has been saying "Ho Ho Ho" for-fucking-EVER. If people are insulted by Santa saying this, they may want to go so far as to take stock in their habits....

[AntiHero]

If you're offended by hearing ho-ho-ho, maybe there's a bit of truth behind those words tuna thighs.

Well, it looks like Don Imus cannot dress up as Father Christmas this year.

[creatureofthenyte]

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[Brenda Starrr]

If you're offended by hearing ho-ho-ho, maybe there's a bit of truth behind those words tuna thighs.

Well, it looks like Don Imus cannot dress up as Father Christmas this year.

Isn't that what I just said??

[CandyQuackenbush]

I hate the fact that in a few years, Christmas will be ruined for all children.

I remember a candle that my parents put out every year, and said that if my sis and I where good, Santa would know by the candle. My mom and dad would light it at night to let him see thru the window that we where good that day.

Nowadays, something like that would be a trespassing thing, or a possible Breaking and Entering, or even that whole "to catch a preditor" thing.

*sighs* this sucks.