Gothic Business Name Ideas.... Real Or Imagined

[phee]

Was just thinking of some amusing gothic business name ideas.... post them here.

FOR EXAMPLE:

Gothic hair stylist/salon: THE CURL UP AND DYE

[Head Wreck]

the gothic taxidermist:

Lord Oberon's Taxidermists - You Snuff em, we stuff em

[hunhee]

The Gothic Morgue.. You stab 'um.. we slab 'um..

[creatureofthenyte]

goth fast food place.... DeadBurgerKing

Goth clothing store; DetroitGothicWear; Fashion for Creatures of the Nyte

[Msterbeau]

Gothic Sports car manufacturer: Deadlorean

[know_buddy_kares]

something I would greet telemarketers with when they'd call my phone...

Gothmeister's Morgue, You kill em, we chill em!

[Scales]

These are all cheesy as hell, and I got very carried away. The list gradually grows more corrupt.

Bank: "Andrew IsRich."

Law Firm: "Black and Black", "Strangers with Candy."

Toy store: "Bats R Us.", "Cheap and Dangerous."

Pants store: "Terrifying Trousers."

Boot store: "Stomp First, Fuck Later."

Photographer: "Deadhead Shots."

Adult store: "Mary Poppins", "The Black Cherry", "Sisters of Porn", "Alien Sex Shop."

Outhouse Manufacturer: "Poe's Portables."

[Hellion]

Crematorium Cafe "You kill it We grill it"

[phee]

Gothic Education supplies...

Ghool School

[Tryp]

Dark, Syck and Mysterious Suppliez