****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[jynxxxedangel]

<< has had a couple..this makes the third.

I'll either become maudlin, or horny.

[Head Wreck]

[jynxxxedangel]

Be very afraid, Welshman. Your eyes, your virtue, your emotions, or ALL THREE, are in imminent danger.

[Destroit]

I'm not saying that I'm drunk, but I have ten White Castles that I'm about to demolish! I've had about six shots of teuqillsa and I'm not correcitng any typeos right about now...hnmmm, yes, so ten whitelcaseles because I"m drunk, notn only did I have all thes awesome white Castles, but sex shots of tequallsas andn about a pitcher of beer.

So fior how drunk I am..typing isn't ath bad, is it?

[~kitty]

sex shots of anything sounds awesome.

[taysteewonderbunny]

sex shots of anything sounds awesome.

um, there are exceptions to that rule.

[TheGimp]

i am fuckin shitfaced right now iam suprised me typin is this goodf

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

sex shots of tequallsas

So fior how drunk I am..typing isn't ath bad, is it?

no not at all

sex shots is like allot or something

I started to drink now so im not a liar posting here lol

[jynxxxedangel]

*shakes can of black Krylon, and scribbles*

JYNXXXYCAT WUZ HEER

[Bernadette]

I had a 22 oz. of IPA homebrew, with no dinner. Good buzz, not wasted tho.

[jynxxxedangel]

I had a 22 oz. of IPA homebrew, with no dinner. Good buzz, not wasted tho.

If it was that stuff from Cleveland, with the homegrown hops..then I know that good buzz WELL.

[jynxxxedangel]

I sure wish Troy would pin this thread (hint hint )...if only for mine and Rev's sake! Thankfully, I have it bookmarked.

Well, folks...I've just come in the door with a pint of hundred-proof SoCo, and a two-litre of Sprite.

It's been a rough day, as well as a painful one. I think I'm ready for this!

Nasze Zdrowie!!

[jynxxxedangel]

WOOOOO!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!

*lifts tumbler full of Southern Comfort and soda, and drinks a toast to "Pearl"*

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..I ALWAYS think of Pearl, when I am drinking So Co.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Yeah, the bookmarking thing doesn't really work for me....I have too many bookmarked pages.

[jynxxxedangel]

Heh..

<< has the world's longest list of bookmarks

[Rev.Reverence]

I sure wish Troy would pin this thread (hint hint )...if only for mine and Rev's sake! Thankfully, I have it bookmarked.

Well, folks...I've just come in the door with a pint of hundred-proof SoCo, and a two-litre of Sprite.

It's been a rough day, as well as a painful one. I think I'm ready for this!

Nasze Zdrowie!!

[Scales]

Alright, yeah.

...

Hmm..

Well.

Um.

Yeah.

I am definitely not sober.

So I am not breaking the rules of posting here.

The last time I posted here I was,

or at least, I believe I was, (I was I think)

, this shift key doesn't work.

Hmm..

Um.

Yeah.

BOOM! DEJA-VU!

Hmm..

I don't know where to begin.

but fuck it, fuck grammar, the shift key doesn't listen when i press it down,

there's no more capitalized letters now,

screw it.

[Joey Deadcat]

Newcastle! And Astronomy Domine is a great song! Rest your soul, Syd Barrett!

[Rev.Reverence]

In a minute...I'll b e..gettin' numb...

..hurt me bacvk....so I broked out the rum.

[Destroit]

Seriousl.y...?

St. paddy's day...and nobody psoting here yet?

I will begin, uhmmm hi, my name is Chernobyl, and for today I am an alcoholic.

(now everyone says: Hiiiii Chernobyl)

I'd like to share myh experience as an alcoholic for todya by beginning with a song:

Myyyy bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

Myyyy bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R

And if you asky me why I'lll saaaaaaay: 'cause Oscar Meyer has a wway with B-O-L-O-G-N-Aye!

TYhe end....FOR NOWWW .

[jynxxxedangel]

Stella Artois is being consumed, here (thanks to TWB!)

I'm on number four, and still no bad effects. My heart is light, my company is the sweetest , the music is lovely, I'm young, free, and American, and there are still about five more beers in the fridge. Life is good.

[StormKnight (1)]

Seriousl.y...?

St. paddy's day...and nobody psoting here yet?

I will begin, uhmmm hi, my name is Chernobyl, and for today I am an alcoholic.

(now everyone says: Hiiiii Chernobyl)

I'd like to share myh experience as an alcoholic for todya by beginning with a song:

Myyyy bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

Myyyy bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R

And if you asky me why I'lll saaaaaaay: 'cause Oscar Meyer has a wway with B-O-L-O-G-N-Aye!

TYhe end....FOR NOWWW .

Friends of mind did that in a group when we introduced ourselves to speak....it was like fingernails on the chalkboard.

[TygerLili]

I may be visiting this thread later tonight. Not going out anywhere, though.

[TygerLili]

Yep! I( waxds eifhgtt. Hiiii!!!!!! I;m dribniunk.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Yep! I( waxds eifhgtt. Hiiii!!!!!! I;m dribniunk.

Yay! Somebody is doing it right.