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YAY! :animier: I WIN!

I found the intoximacated posterz thread!

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I'm so drunk that i PROBABLY shouldn;'t be anywheere near a key boiard right now! :jamin:cat:

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I've put the all of the boys to bed. Do I get my merit badge, now?????? This is TEDIOUS work!

Whadduigoddadootageddit??????

:hrhr:

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I've put the all of the boys to bed. Do I get my merit badge, now?????? This is TEDIOUS work!

Whadduigoddadootageddit??????

:hrhr:

*walks by & sticks a medal on her collar*

*presses play*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxxgIQOwP8

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Feeling pretty good right now, I'm gonna finish killing this 40, then move onto the Dew in the fridge. o.O

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nevr any fuuking chalk!

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Preiswertes Bier ist sehr gut.

I love Natty Ice. *cracks open tin #2*

I'm slightly buzzed, but still sturdy. I have to get up in the morning, so a six-pack is my limit.

Please disregard any daft comments I might make this evening, from this point on...... :stuart:

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I'm a bit on the buzzed side :stuart:

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:jamin
  • 2 weeks later...
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I'm buzzed. I shouldn't be because I have to work tomorrow, but the bf didn't warn me about the alcohol content of this "punch."

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That overwhelming mania of some cartoon heaven opens the gates built by bricks of failed self-inquiry from which ambition thwarts the throes of neurosis. While poisons offer charm from the vestiges of everyday cognition. Then something about a Walrus and deodorant causing Alzheimer's.

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ALL F-in' weekend...there was SO much booze at Fair...I forgot about that part.

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That overwhelming mania of some cartoon heaven opens the gates built by bricks of failed self-inquiry from which ambition thwarts the throes of neurosis. While poisons offer charm from the vestiges of everyday cognition. Then something about a Walrus and deodorant causing Alzheimer's.

Nuh-uh. It starts "one brown bear...."

  • 3 weeks later...
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Nuh-uh. It starts "one brown bear...."

Kewl

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i'm tentatively reserving a spot here for later tonight, possibly...

  • 2 weeks later...
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*profile jacking in progress*

Hiya'sirs-n-ma'ams...

We are all the---drinkin' the scotch & sodas.

:harhar:

:peanutbutterjellytime: It's my birthday...It's my birthday...It's my birthday...

It's my birthday...It's my birthday... :peanutbutterjellytime:

:peanutbutterjellytime: It's my birthday...It's my birthday...It's my birthday...

It's my birthday...It's my birthday... :peanutbutterjellytime:

:peanutbutterjellytime: It's my birthday...It's my birthday...It's my birthday...

It's my birthday...It's my birthday... :peanutbutterjellytime:

:jamin

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HA!! i found it!!

(now, what was i going to post again!?)

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HA!! i found it!!

(now, what was i going to post again!?)

Yeah...what he said!

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When are you two going to bookmark this thread? :p

I'm pretty buzzed up on a couple of good medicines, myself. Amateur chemistry experiments can be fun! :stuart:

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When are you two going to bookmark this thread? :p

I'm pretty buzzed up on a couple of good medicines, myself. Amateur chemistry experiments can be fun! :stuart:

i love ameteur chemistry - however, i have been entirely inebriated by rum, and i hereby declare that the several drunk-texts i sent tonight are not to be held against me... and i'm entirely serious...

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When are you two going to bookmark this thread? :p

I'm pretty buzzed up on a couple of good medicines, myself. Amateur chemistry experiments can be fun! :stuart:

Now, now. The first challenge to posting on the intoxicated thread is to find it first. :wink:

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i love ameteur chemistry - however, i have been entirely inebriated by rum, and i hereby declare that the several drunk-texts i sent tonight are not to be held against me... and i'm entirely serious...

Drunk texting is fun. I called off while on a bunch of pain meds in the ER. My boss said I seemed entirely out of it.

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Now, now. The first challenge to posting on the intoxicated thread is to find it first. :wink :

:clap:

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Does a hangover count?

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Does a hangover count?

no.

=P

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