****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[Scales]

Scales was here.

Originally I was going to post more that night but that didn't happen because I was dead tired and collapsed like an African zombie running a marathon for a brain-cloning benefit.

I woke up today and I ate chocolate cake and chocolate chip cookie ice cream. That was my lunch. It was friggin' delicious. Then I washed it down with some Dr. Thunder. Its not necessarily unhealthy living if I still practice gardening, at least the vegetables are there, I just don't know who's going to be eating them.

Its ironic that we can't grow money trees and yet higher currency money is often paper and comes from trees, maybe if I hit enough politicians with a tree branch we'll go out of national debt.

/smartass

[Morbid Side]

I wanna sail the open sea and become lost upone thee. I will seek that marriot and not pout as my vision is unclear and yet so near. How far do I have to travel to find and embark on my destiny leaving me shipwrecked and fishing for answers I can't believe this is not Rum find it to be exactly the way I wanted it to be we will go fade into thin air and watch the hands of death swoop up and catch us like a tidal wave. A Hurricane yet to be destitude to the sharks who smell your blood, oh this blood paints your skin redrum and swim beaneath their fins. Swallow you whole after chewing you u.p and spitting you out, These sharks are out to get you just undterstand it and don't let them get in the way of your aqua journey to the world below.

[Rev.Reverence]

RA-aaaaa-WR!

*

blairs in the background*

*the smell of scotch wafts on the breeze*

RAWR! I SAY RAWR!

*sip*

*eats a corndog in 5 bites*

WHOOT WHOOT!

[Slogo]

Wearing off...but what is the intoxication from?

[Slogo]

I WANNA PLAY GUITAR

[Rev.Reverence]

..scotch...

mmmmm

[Slogo]

..scotch...

mmmmm

Scotchy Scotch Scotch

[taysteewonderbunny]

Scotchy Scotch Scotch

Nuh-uhh! Spumante. Scotch only smells good. Tastes bad. Spumante is a damn good dessert if you are up four hours later than you ought to have been and need to get up 2.5 hours from now. Yep.

[jynxxxedangel]

I sure hope this silly rebus doesn't mean, "NO DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE," because if that's the case, I just did a no-no.

YAY!!! CHEAP CHAMPAGNE!!!

[taysteewonderbunny]

I sure hope this silly rebus doesn't mean, "NO DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE," because if that's the case, I just did a no-no.

YAY!!! CHEAP CHAMPAGNE!!!

I do believe it means "no opening the bottle with your dentures," but that could be the gin talking.

[Scales]

Yesterday I had been awake for 28 hours, got drunk on vanilla Burnett's vodka, spent about two hours staring at Xbox 360 visualizations while listening to Irish drinking songs, and then later made catty remarks while watching MTV's MADE. Very Nice, Great Success.

[StormKnight (1)]

I do believe it means "no opening the bottle with your dentures," but that could be the gin talking.

I think it means, "no snorting contents/nasally inserting the bottle." To me, it looks like it is pointed at the figure's nose.

[Rev.Reverence]

BOOYA!

*opens fifth of scotch, johnny walker RED*

SEE YA'S!

[jynxxxedangel]

I'll be right next to you in spirit(s) (gotta love when I'm punny), as soon as I line my guts with some grub!

Won't be long, and y'all will be seeing me post here again.......

[jynxxxedangel]

Jynxie and Tygerlili are pounding 'em down. Be afraid.

[TygerLili]

HIiiiiii!!!!

[jynxxxedangel]

HEY!!!! What are you doing drinkin' without me???

I may just have to drink this six pack of Chickalob Ultra someone left over here.

I R bored.

[Rev.Reverence]

Lemme' tell you what kiddz...Tuesday night...I could not find this here thread...

...was good night I'll remember it forever...the drinks were for celebratin'...

[jynxxxedangel]

Christ on a bike, Rev! Bookmark this thread, already!

[Rev.Reverence]

Christ on a bike, Rev! Bookmark this thread, already!

I won't be able to find it BOOKMARKS are for..um..marking books I have books & vids & spiritual info on there...& it's cluttered...damn..more shit I need to do.

[jynxxxedangel]

I won't be able to find it BOOKMARKS are for..um..marking books I have books & vids & spiritual info on there...& it's cluttered...damn..more shit I need to do.

Believe it or not, I may be right on par with you, with the bookmarks. It would take me about 90 seconds (at least) to scroll to the end of my list. The damn thing is as long as my legs! However, I recently figured out how to get to things quickly, by categorising them into folders, and opening my library to find them.

Expect me to be posting here, later. I still have a six pack of Chickalob Ultra, and the vodka Tyger left last time, when she was here. And, I am expecting her for dinner, later on. She's requested a homemade meal.

Anyone else want to come out for grub and good times?

[Oh_My_Goth]

Gettin' there.. The Rev & I have some Scotch and a night of free time on our hands

[Oh_My_Goth]

*PROFILE JACKING IN PROGRESS... .... .... . .. ... .... .... . .. REV HERE*

I'm drunk yo!!!

WOOOO!

JOHNY WALKER!

MANY PLANS!

SUMMER SOLSTICE! W/BACON PIZZA!

MAJOR PARTIES!

GROOVY TIMES!

etc. ! etc. ! etc. !

[jynxxxedangel]

:rofl:

[Oh_My_Goth]

:rofl:

WHATCHYOULAUGHIN'BOUTWILLIS!

*REV GIGGLES DRUNKENLY*