****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[Oh_My_Goth]

We are getting started.. We decided to forgo the bar and stay in and have drunken-monkey sex

[torn asunder]

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[TygerLili]

Strawberry margaritas!!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

Whooooooooooo..Hooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[taysteewonderbunny]

Yay for Gin & Tonic taking the hurt off of my injured back last night so that I could enjoy Emilie Autumn!

Edit to add: and the Aleve, heat patch, and seat didn't hurt either.

[jynxxxedangel]

You know, it just dawned on me..

Years and years ago, back in the heyday of amateur (ham) radio, I used to have a technician's license. This is rule #5 of the RMRA operator's code, as stated by the FCC (affectionately referred to as "Uncle Charlie"):

"All users of the RMRA systems are expected to conduct themselves in a professional and dignified manner that projects a positive image of Amateur Radio. Profanity, obscenity, vulgarity, use while intoxicated or appearance thereof, or any other behavior deemed inappropriate by the License Trustee constitutes misconduct."

It's funny to see how public communications transmissions have changed, with the advent of the internet-- we commit every one of these sins, many times, and DAILY.

*fixes another coffooze, and continues to operate a communications device, while intoxicated*

[TygerLili]

*raises hand* Me!!!!!

[StormKnight (1)]

Not for at least another 48 hours.

[Morbid Side]

*dances* Yes!!! pick me!

[Rev.Reverence]

...been drinkin' (very slowly) since about noon...helps with the screaming pain in the back of my mind...stores are more fun too.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[Scales]

in·tox·i·ca·tion

n.

1. Stupefaction or excitement by the action of a chemical substance.

2. Exhilaration, excitement, or euphoria.

3. Poisoning by a drug or toxic substance.

I don't do Erowid reports.. Alright I wanted to get this craziness in order as it happened yesterday.

*ring* Something like -- "You want a ride to go party in Ypsi today?"

*Conversation.*

Went to an ugly sweater party dressed in all black (Normal)

Killed 16 oz. Dr. Pepper (Normal.)

Killed 7 oz. of Dew (Had to switch to pre-game beer)

Pre-gamed 36 oz. of Natty Light (5 proof)

Took 2 milligrams of Klonopin (Normal)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Took a 200 milligram caffeine capsule (First time)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Did an 11 second keg-stand (First time)

Had around 48 ounces of more keg beer (6 proof?)

Smoked a miniature cigar

Took half a shot of 80 proof Tequilla (The end of drinking)

Though I agree with my cuz I'm a pussy for not getting laid

Rehydrated today, not hungover, very partied out.

EDIT: The bottle said 80 proof so I changed it from 100 to 80, but I've drank 100 proof Smirnoff vodka and Burnetts 75-80 proof it didn't seem like 80 proof liquor though I've never done Tequila before.. who knows.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Happy Birthday To Me

[Oh_My_Goth]

[StormKnight (1)]

hehehe.

2 marvin shots, 1 marvin drink with the experiment with me request, 2 liquid cocaines, 1 gin and tonic, and one red-headed slut (if only she was a real red-headed slut and not just a drink.)

yep drunk as a skunk.

bwahahahahahaha!!!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

<---is STILL going...

[Rev.Reverence]

HEHE...^THAT was my post

[Draco1958]

I was drunk last night. Forgot to post it in here. Can't get drunk for a few more days when I have money to by vodka. Then I will post in here drunk. Maybe more than drunk if I can make contact with the right person.

[Draco1958]

Not drunk yet but working on it. Too much drama tonight. Wish I could hold and comfort someone special to me but I can't Wish I could get some HD drugs. The way I'm feeling it might be best for all.

[Rev.Reverence]

...woah...don't be so heavy man...all works out for all...I am sure.

.....I did not drink anything; but, I sure feel like I did...

..I only slept from 12:30 to 3...

.....is THIS, the next evolution of my insomnomaniacal-tendencies?

[Draco1958]

Not really intoxicated but more than a buzz. Tired of so much I swear I wish someone would shoot me and get it over with. Might be wrong thread for this.

[Draco1958]

Have one hell of a buzz going. Wish I had someone to share it with. Thinking of getting even more buzzed right down to damn fuckin drunk and then going for a walk.

[Draco1958]

Feeling pretty trashed right now. Alcohol kicked in. Wish I could share my full sized bed with someone special but others seem more special than me. So tired of always being there yet ignored like I am invisible.

[Rev.Reverence]

I haz whiskey in me coffee-nog....

....no more whiskey.....there's some rum.....

[Oh_My_Goth]

Sangria.. Yum