****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[Class-Punk]

CHEAP BOOZE THREAD..

I WILL REVIVE YOU.

I WILL MAKE YOU BETTER AND STRONGER.

YOU ARE THE THREAD

WHERE PEOPLE DRINK

AND TYPE IN CAPS LOCK!@!!!!!

YOU ARE THE THREAD WHERE I POST THE SAME GAUNTLET HAIR MUSIC VIDEO..

..OVER AND OVER AND OVER.. AGAIN!!!

WHAT WE DRINK NOW, ECHOES ON..

INTO ETERNITY!

This is all I have to say.

[Class-Punk]

I miss when this thread was really active, but in no way, shape, or form do I want to promote alcoholism. So its sort of a double-edged sword, if that's the right metaphor. But I do reclaim the right to post here, for I am ridicuslyu fdrunk at this psresent mometn in time.. Because, I have the day off tomorrow and decided to finsish off this 6 pack of 8% alcohol content botttles of well, alcohol, to be un-specific. I'm leaving all the typos. I know the hangover will suck, but I think I can lay around through the nausea without puking. If I do puke, it will at least just be once, and then hopefully the nausea will be over with. Such is the curse of drinking what is essentially, societally acceptibnle poison.

Okay, I think its time to listen to some Bauhaus.

[WhiteLines]

For this thread, I am drinking Jack Daniels and reconfiguring the newest replacement RAZR Max HD I've gotten from Verizon. I can't wait to see how much I fvcked it up in the morning

[WhiteLines]

And why do I get drunk and clean my hotel room, aren't you supposed to get drunk and wreck hotels wtf.

[WhiteLines]

I can't never spell hotel when I'm drunk, thank you eyeballs and autocorrect suggestions...

[WhiteLines]

I claim this thread. For I am drinking. And i only have 15 minutes to achieve my drunkest most fastestest record. And pass out, wake up 3 hours later and work 16 hours of hard labor.

[WhiteLines]

Success. And now off of work to finish my whiskey and make sure i don't get too drunk and make stupid posts... wait am i already too late?!

[Class-Punk]

The incarnation of imagination is a boundary wtihin the engine of cultural conservatism. The future lies in intetllectual class. And there is no greater prophecy.

[Class-Punk]

Class-Punk is here and has appeared,

this thread is bumped for a new year..

what the fuck am I listening to?

Well I'll admit this song is still good.

[jynxxxedangel]

I am resurrecting this thread, for shits and giggles....and because me 'usband and I may need it, tomorrow night!

P.S. TronRP, I need to talk to you about my husband's account - he can't remember his password, and has since changed email addresses several times over. His screen name is "Head Wreck." Can you help him out? He wants to come back, too!

[torn asunder]

P.S. TronRP, I need to talk to you about my husband's account - he can't remember his password, and has since changed email addresses several times over. His screen name is "Head Wreck." Can you help him out? He wants to come back, too!

i'm available for help as well, should you need.

[Class-Punk]

I'm chugging punch and Everclear, because working thirds like a vampire makes my night the morning, so occasionally I'll drink but on work days do it in the morning. I've had a shit-ton of typos, but I keep correcting them, because that's part of being a good writer-- I kind of wonder if Bukowski took that path because that guy made poems about beer shits, and his poetry was masterful in being commonplace from a male perspective, while still feeling more like poetry than non-fiction. I've got this chill, reggae, classical sounding UK shit on repeat, new Elbow I found on youtube with futurist drunk lyrics I kind of like. But honestly I'm "Seriously Hammered", everything is blurry as hell, and I probably can't stand right now: so onto the song..

[kat (1)]

I don't like tangeray. It's too dry. I don't like my headache. I don't like this world. I don't like people. I don't like you. I don't like me. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. I do not like that I get to that desperate point of boredom that I annoy everyone even myself. I erk myself. Who does that? I'm fucking special alright!

[Slogo]

I don't like tangeray. It's too dry. I don't like my headache. I don't like this world. I don't like people. I don't like you. I don't like me. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. I do not like that I get to that desperate point of boredom that I annoy everyone even myself. I erk myself. Who does that? I'm fucking special alright!

Mix it with Mountain Dew. It tastes like Sprite.

[kat (1)]

Mix it with Mountain Dew. It tastes like Sprite.

which do you prefer, tangeray or the New Amsterdam?