****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[TitsMcGee]

yea right...your about as dominant as Pricks girlfriends....

[Eevee]

and point gose to gimp...see if you were able to keep as you say "my whiney girl ass in line" you would have thought of somthing better to say rather then fuck off...*muah*

You're a fucking dick. Go suck some cock.

[TheGimp]

You're a fucking dick. Go suck some cock.

honeyi know iam a dick...and if u find a cock for me to suck ill oblige and elevens friend drool dosent count

forgot to add

you ned new insults you call me dick and a asshole to much and tell me to go suck dick to juch makes me think u have a fetish for seeing dudes get it on and ur overly fascinated with cocks and penis's

[candyman]

lol. I love that picture. Hairy, wet you with a bottle of moonshine, grappa, whatevah.

I am also liking the idea of Eevee being all tuff and strict and stuff.

Hey...I shaved yesterday so its smooth and wet thank you very much!

[TheGimp]

Hey...I shaved yesterday so its smooth and wet thank you very much!

ill tell you what else is wet and smoo....erm nevermind

[candyman]

ill tell you what else is wet and smoo....erm nevermind

No I didn't have time to shave my cheeks...they are my rear-upper-legs and I can't reach them

[TheGimp]

i shaved my cheeks soft as a babys bottom....

[taysteewonderbunny]

Hey...I shaved yesterday so its smooth and wet thank you very much!

That works too, darling. Thanks for the detail.

[candyman]

i shaved my cheeks soft as a babys bottom....

how do you reach back there? Even when I shave drunk I don't even try to get that stuff...

[TheGimp]

honestly not being a smart ass

very very carefully and i dont shave all the time i found hair remover spray that works supriseing well and just sprayed sum in my hand and rubbed it on my cheeks waiting to minutes and rinsed and whatever little hair was there came right off

[taysteewonderbunny]

Oh my. So drunk and going for a record. This is glass number 4!

[candyman]

honestly not being a smart ass

very very carefully and i dont shave all the time i found hair remover spray that works supriseing well and just sprayed sum in my hand and rubbed it on my cheeks waiting to minutes and rinsed and whatever little hair was there came right off

thanks...i'll try and will probably get a rash...but its worth a try

[Guest greyhalo]

I can't drink for a while. I'm still on antibiotics and steroids.

[taysteewonderbunny]

thanks...i'll try and will probably get a rash...but its worth a try

What is worth a rash?

[candyman]

What is worth a rash?

no hair on me bum...or chest...or a discount hooker

[taysteewonderbunny]

no hair on me bum...or chest...or a discount hooker

I thought rashes were what made the discount hookers undesirable! Wow, dude. You're more Henry Miller than Henry Miller.

[candyman]

I thought rashes were what made the discount hookers undesirable! Wow, dude. You're more Henry Miller than Henry Miller.

Maybe...never really like Henry...

Just because something is discount doesn't mean that you can't shop around for a good one...and get cream and booze to make it perfect

[TomCat]

Oh red. Definitely red. The stains teeth and lips, tastes of sin and undresses you kind of red.

That's the kind we keep on hand for B. But we'd share it with you over a game of scrabble anytime.

[TygerLili]

I've had 2 shotsof 100 prof hot damn burst, and eaten about 900 calories today, so yeah, i'm kinda driunk.

and I think this is my 2222nd post. Yay!!!

[taysteewonderbunny]

I've had 2 shotsof 100 prof hot damn burst, and eaten about 900 calories today, so yeah, i'm kinda driunk.

and I think this is my 2222nd post. Yay!!!

Yay! I'm sober today. It is, it was your 2222nd. You has to have a double shot now.

[TygerLili]

Yay! I'm sober today. It is, it was your 2222nd. You has to have a double shot now.

I'm drinking a Smirnoff Ice, which aloows me to keep my buzz w/out getting so drunk I puke. Hopefully that will suffice.

[Destroit]

Okay...I type this, all typos included, I will not currect anything int his post. BUT...I will say, I drank a forty of Steel Reserve, beer bonged it actually, and it is 9 percent alchols.. so my typing is pretyt good considering that, since I'm not you know backpacking and all...

BUT...as drusnk as I am, wouthin backapscing, I actually can still play some DDR drunk and make it look GOOD AND SEXY AND SHIT...BEAT THAT MUH FUGGAAAAAAAAAAHZ!!!!!

Love you mother fuckerrrrs! I got some uhmm smoke : I need to get to right now, nice bluntage, so yeah, I may or may not be back later dpeeing on how drunk I get.

Damnb...my typing is sembarassing...but tha's what happens when you're petty dam buzzed....

muahahahahah CRUNK CHERNOBYL FTW!!!!!!!!

[jynxxxedangel]

Seven Natty Ices, and three Bud bottles later...

*Cheshire Cat grinnnnnnnnnnns, and tiny black bats fly out from the gaps between her pearly cusps*

..I'm obviously feeling very descriptive, and poetic.

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Okay...I type this, all typos included, I will not currect anything int his post. BUT...I will say, I drank a forty of Steel Reserve, beer bonged it actually, and it is 9 percent alchols.. so my typing is pretyt good considering that, since I'm not you know backpacking and all...

BUT...as drusnk as I am, wouthin backapscing, I actually can still play some DDR drunk and make it look GOOD AND SEXY AND SHIT...BEAT THAT MUH FUGGAAAAAAAAAAHZ!!!!!

Love you mother fuckerrrrs! I got some uhmm smoke : I need to get to right now, nice bluntage, so yeah, I may or may not be back later dpeeing on how drunk I get.

Damnb...my typing is sembarassing...but tha's what happens when you're petty dam buzzed....

muahahahahah CRUNK CHERNOBYL FTW!!!!!!!!

[TheGimp]

LMAO...i found this pic from a looooooong time ago it was at a party and i got sooooo fucked up on jager pot and after a few keg stands this happend

i can safely say i was intoxicated