Work Vs Prison

[phee]

Prison Vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ WORK

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and

you have to pay for it

@ WORK

you get time off for good behavior

@ PRISON

you get more work for

good behavior

@ WORK

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

you must often carry a security card

and open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

you can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ WORK

you get your own toilet

@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with

some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak

to your family

@ WORK

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go

to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ PRISON

you spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars

@ WORK

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

[Destroit]

Damn....

I think after I get out of work I may go rob a little old lady just so I can go to prison...

*ponders*

[CandyQuackenbush]

Same rules apply for prison vs army.

[Tryp]

Hm....interesting