I Just Watched Star Wars...

[AntiHero]

1. The Empire had about 20 years to build the Death Star, so how could no one notice that the Achilles heal of that battle station was it's exhaust system. It only took the Rebellion a couple of days, tops, to realize that a really big potato in the exhaust pipe, or a couple of proton torpedoes could destroy the damned thing.

2. Why didn't R2-D2 Keep a blog, or a myspace, or a webpage of some kind? He clearly didn't have his memory erased.

Or did Lucas intend him to be like the old man in the horror movies who knows how to kill the monster, but nobody listens to anyway?

3. Why didn't Anakin and Padme just decide to have a c-section or an episiotomy? The medical technology was there.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

1. Arrogance. Also, design flaws tend not to be found by the designer but by third partys that look it over after it's done.

2. You pointed out that about 20 years went by... how was it clear that the droids never had their memorys wiped? CP-3O doesn't seem to remember who created him... nor does he remember Ben.

3. She died of a broken heart... not the child birth.

[Fierce Critter]

Quick answer to all of them:

IT'S FICTION

[phee]

Quick answer to all of them:

IT'S FICTION

NOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!

[AntiHero]

Dammit!

Why didn't anybody tell me it was fiction?!

"Out of Order?!"

"Fuck! Even in the Future Nothing Works!"

[Scales]

NOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!

AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEENachos.