Amusing Email From My Arch Enemy...

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

ok- Jon's wife, Darcy, makes up a whole bunch of MySpace pages and leaves herself comments to make it look as if she actually has friends, LOL! we'll one of those sent me this msg drunk at about 2amthis morning - "You are fucking ugly and nasty! I hope you like fucking a married man! What comes around goes around ...BTW your tattoos look like you got them done by a blind man in prison :D

And always remember you will never compare...ever"

HAHAHA!! I can't stop laughing, but at the same time I feel bad 'cos she must be really sad on the inside...

[Destroit]

Uhmmm...your tats are sweet, she's probably just some jealous loser. I've also seen some of your sass-shots and you're FAR from ugly.

I had this one kid Shawn, who was my friend from like 16 -19, do the same thing about a year and a half ago. I used to be REALLY mannish, like I was a dude with no weiner, and he sent me something like:

"You dumb bitch, I can't believe you're a girl now. Congradulations on the sex change you man, I hope you like fucking girls since you're dating R**. He's such a girl. You make me sick"

Something like that, I can't remember, but instead of msging him back and giving him a piece of my mind I did the one thing I knew would piss him off royaly: I ignored him.

This all stemmed years ago because I didn't sleep with him, yet had a fling with his best friend He's grown up since and we actually get along now.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

yea - I didn't respond - 'cos I know that she wants to to msg her back and tell her off, but I didn't want to give her that satisfaction - that and I KNOW that she's just a stupid jealous bitch, 'cos I have her husband and she doesn't have him anymore 'cos she's a cheating whore! LOL!!!! it's WIN WIN for me :D

[predaking]

yea - I didn't respond - 'cos I know that she wants to to msg her back and tell her off, but I didn't want to give her that satisfaction - that and I KNOW that she's just a stupid jealous bitch, 'cos I have her husband and she doesn't have him anymore 'cos she's a cheating whore! LOL!!!! it's WIN WIN for me :D

thats funny , she must be a real sore loser

[Homicidalheathen]

Exactly. And, how imature. She needs to grow up and get a life.

yea - I didn't respond - 'cos I know that she wants to to msg her back and tell her off, but I didn't want to give her that satisfaction - that and I KNOW that she's just a stupid jealous bitch, 'cos I have her husband and she doesn't have him anymore 'cos she's a cheating whore! LOL!!!! it's WIN WIN for me :D

[Para Bellum]

Meh, please. You're hot, your ink rocks and she's bitter. You win. :D