Fashion Violations

[jynxxxedangel]

I saw a guy wearing a down ski parka with stonewashed clam digger shorts at Meijer a few weeks back-- when it was below freezing, and there was two feet of snow on the ground.

I didn't get it.

[taysteewonderbunny]

I saw a guy wearing a down ski parka with stonewashed clam digger shorts at Meijer a few weeks back-- when it was below freezing, and there was two feet of snow on the ground.

I didn't get it.

Oh, yesterday, I saw a man who could have looked quite dignified except for everything he was doing/wearing. A nice looking black man in his 60's with a lovely mustache (and I say so not facetiously, it really was becoming on him) was wearing a bright RED pair of those baggy jean clam diggers, as you call them, with black tennis shoes and no socks, a white pink and turquoise puffy down jacket and a bicycle helmet as he was peddling a tricycle on Lakeshore. He seriously looked like he was 5. Not cool. Just dorky. And not even dorky cool. Poor, poor man--so misled in his efforts to be hip.

[Rev.Reverence]

Well, they sell Dickies, which I do wear. Unless you have a relatively better idea for where to buy them, I guess Mr. Alan's will do.

Sears & K-mart as well...

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh, yesterday, I saw a man who could have looked quite dignified except for everything he was doing/wearing. A nice looking black man in his 60's with a lovely mustache (and I say so not facetiously, it really was becoming on him) was wearing a bright RED pair of those baggy jean clam diggers, as you call them, with black tennis shoes and no socks, a white pink and turquoise puffy down jacket and a bicycle helmet as he was peddling a tricycle on Lakeshore. He seriously looked like he was 5. Not cool. Just dorky. And not even dorky cool. Poor, poor man--so misled in his efforts to be hip.

Oh...THAT'S called "schizophrenia"...

[jynxxxedangel]

*ponders own current motley costume of baseball cap, oversize rib knit man's shirt, and pink pyjama bottoms with little hearts and Jolly Rogers all over them*

Hmmm..

[Rev.Reverence]

*ponders own current motley costume of baseball cap, oversize rib knit man's shirt, and pink pyjama bottoms with little hearts and Jolly Rogers all over them*

Hmmm..

[jynxxxedangel]

Oh, and I almost forgot..I'm wearing no bra (for that extra trailer park Barbie touch), and Skechers steel toe work boots

I sure hope there isn't a fire..I wouldn't be caught dead outside in this get-up!

[TitsMcGee]

I might have my mom get a picture of me in the morning to show that I'm a walking fashion violation.

[StormKnight (1)]

knew a guy from alaska who would walk around the campus in sandals, t-shirt and shorts. I tend to go for the short/sandal routine on occasion, from either working out or because I get too warm. I am a walking heat generator.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Skorts are the devil.

[StormKnight (1)]

Skorts? Shorts that initially look like skirts? That designer needs be either frozen in the deepest layer of hell, or take the place of one of the three grand traitors Lucifer gnaws upon.

I hate those things.

[hunhee]

Skorts are the devil.

Skorts? Shorts that initially look like skirts? That designer needs be either frozen in the deepest layer of hell, or take the place of one of the three grand traitors Lucifer gnaws upon.

I hate those things.

You guys hate them because they're not "easy access". They're awfully comfy. I believe they're to keep down the level of pervishness.

[TheOsakaKoneko]

You guys hate them because they're not "easy access". They're awfully comfy. I believe they're to keep down the level of pervishness.

Yeah, of course the guys would hate them. Kinda like finding big poofy bloomers under a skirt? HAHAHA

Nah, I hate skorts too, but it's still funny to laugh at all the guys hating them. XD

[Oh_My_Goth]

Me in head to toe tye-dye

And I love it

[jynxxxedangel]

Yeah, of course the guys would hate them. Kinda like finding big poofy bloomers under a skirt? HAHAHA

They would love the über-authentic, split-crotch drawers I wear under my 1800s garb, then.. Every lady should own a pair.

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh, and I almost forgot..I'm wearing no bra (for that extra trailer park Barbie touch), and Skechers steel toe work boots

I sure hope there isn't a fire..I wouldn't be caught dead outside in this get-up!

You SO crazy

[jynxxxedangel]

You SO crazy

:rofl:

*does a sekkk-sayyyy dance in motley outfit*

[Rev.Reverence]

Yeah, of course the guys would hate them. Kinda like finding big poofy bloomers under a skirt? HAHAHA

Nah, I hate skorts too, but it's still funny to laugh at all the guys hating them. XD

Skorts=sux

..& not for the fact that they are not easy access.....I LOVE BLOOMERS!

*twitch*twitch*

I hate the skorts because they are UGLY of form...not flattering of the ass...AT ALL.

BLOOMERS

*gets up* *gets up* *gets up*

FUCKITAULL! TKO gotta' light?

Edited February 12, 2009 by Rev.Reverence

[candyman]

Ah...I have a lumberjack beard (too lazy to shave right now) and am currently wearing my referee shirt with my huge Tripp black and red pants and my light blue and tan bowling shoes...not sure if that is fashion violation or just odd though...

[Troy Spiral (13)]

You guys hate them because they're not "easy access". They're awfully comfy. I believe they're to keep down the level of pervishness.

Skorts not easy access? Keep down the level of pervishness (this a word?)? More good reasons to dislike them. lol *adds to list*

And comfy... hell i think that's a good place to start on what not to wear out of the house. If its not uncomfortable there must be something wrong with it. The more likely it is to fall off, be too cold, too revealing etc. the better it is.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

We have way too many fashions today that have been around a long time yet get a bad rap when some other group steals it. Emo kids have ruined alot of things. Emo kids ruined skinny jeans. Preppy kids stole the mohawk and killed it with the faux-hawk, which is actually ok on girls. One thing that I feel that I am allowed to do is point the bad fashion finger at people to rape a fashion to fit their lifestyle.

Kinda how we (overgeneralizing) murdered the Indians and their entire way of life and took a hairstyle that goes back into prehistory? Sub point: the style is believed to be taken from the Wyandot Indians which were mistaken by white men as Mohicans.

If we want to pick a westerner English speaking subculture that adopted the style and the was later "ripped off" by another western subculture... the practice of westerners with mohawks was adopted by WWII airborne units and it became a distinctive "warstyle". Later being somewhat popular In Korea and Vietnam. Then being ripped off by various musical subcultures. Not that I know shit about hairstyles per-se, just a history nerd.

Not picking on ya or anything, we just need to be careful trying to claim any particular style as unique to us or a given subculture.

Buying or wearing anything from this store constitutes you being a dork fake.

time to start bombing these locations,Ha!!!!!

I'm curious why it matters where we get the stuff from? (Unless they employ child slave labor or something.) Not that I'm trying to cause trouble, this just has been something that I thought was silly since I was like 12 (so thats 20+ years) when people would say how horrible it was to buy something from X store, basically only because it was somehow "not cool." How little do I care about the "coolness" of the store... let me count the ways.

Again, just thinking out loud here. Not trying to be a pest or anything.

[punk_princess]

People who shave off half of their eyebrows then draw them back on and making them go down to their nose.

[tanuki1985]

People who shave off half of their eyebrows then draw them back on and making them go down to their nose.

Yeah, and when people get their hair cut and they look like Howard the Duck.

[punk_princess]

Yeah, and when people get their hair cut and they look like Howard the Duck.

Another one is people who wear a sports bra & pajama pants out to the club. Now thats badddddd!

[tanuki1985]

Not cool.