My Cat

[Homicidalheathen]

This cat......god I love her but.......she tries to be with me every second of the day! She growls at people sometimes when they get close to me......

Tries to watch me masterbate.....I am not kidding, she has a 6th sense for it.

Drives me nuts.

Now this. I walk (ok hobble lol) into the room and I catch her.......on the coffee table drinking out of my glass! Not only that but when she is done......she licked the rim! all around until she saw me standing there!

Its like, I MUST consume her spit! She sure as hell made sure of that with the rim licking!

(no anal to mouth jokes please)

I wonder how many times before this I was tainted with kitty spittle and didn't know it?

[TygerLili]

Your cat does own you. Didn't you know we're only here to serve them?!?

[Head Wreck]

could be worse.

i'm trying to tach my gogs to close the door after they open them

[hunhee]

Your cat does own you. Didn't you know we're only here to serve them?!?

Haha.. I was going to say that. Luckily I read your post first..

[Homicidalheathen]

I really don't like my tummy being used as a cat highway in the middle of the night.......ugh.