DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

You really ARE trying to turn me on, aren't you?

[Paper Hearts]

No, I swear it...

[Brenda Starrr]

Whatever. Now I'm hot in an entirely different way. Fix me.

[JaneDead]

GET A ROOM!!! want to borrow mine for awhile?

[Brenda Starrr]

Sure. As long as the sheets are clean and nobody's watching. Like Phee.

[Paper Hearts]

Can I watch and maybe join in at a strategic point of my chooseing?

[Brenda Starrr]

God, I hate playing alone....

[JaneDead]

hmm clean sheets? how about no sheets. or maybe a rubber slippery mat.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm all up in the Slip 'N Slide.

[Paper Hearts]

I have a twister board and some olive oil at home...

[Brenda Starrr]

Are we going to get to play with that when I come up?

[Paper Hearts]

We might get by on a technicality if we use a Twister board-It's all up to wheather or not Dynomite is mature enough to handle that kind of situation with us...and a bit of oil...

[JaneDead]

mature enough? like, i am way mature, ok? as if.

oil? ew that's sticky, ok?i don't like sticky things anywhere near me. it's icky. ewwww. *ugh* *rolls eyes* *flips hair*

[Brenda Starrr]

Olive oil would be ideal. It's good for your skin. I'm sure that Melissa can hang.

[Paper Hearts]

Especially since she's italian and Olive oil's good for your hair, too.

I'll be like hagis between to pieces of Focacia.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not too sure that I like that analogy. I mean, haggis??? Ew.

[JaneDead]

mmmm i love that bread and i like the EXTRA virgin olive oil... mmm EXTRA virgin.

[Brenda Starrr]

It's the only virgin thing I can handle.

[phee]

We need a virgin handler in the Cophee house pronto

[Paper Hearts]

I'm a virgin...

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll take the job if no one else wants it. I like experience handling, though. I do that very well.

[phee]

I'm a virgin...

And the Pope loves J.K. Rowling

[Paper Hearts]

And the Pope loves J.K. Rowling

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Really?

[Brenda Starrr]

If I teach a virgin everything I know, will I no longer be considered cool? If that's the case, I can't handle virgins.

Now, can someone come to the shower with me and scrub my back?

[phee]

Well maybe he wants her in a sick depraved Catholic way.