DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

Make it happen!!!! Please?

[Paper Hearts]

Deffinately. If you can set one up for the 21st, We'll be there. Let me know, either way.

[phee]

I will see... don't hold your breath though

[Brenda Starrr]

I have asthma. Holding my breath would be wrong.

[Paper Hearts]

That was very insensitive, Phee...

[Brenda Starrr]

[phee]

I said don't hold your breath... and do you mean Wed. Oct 21?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's a Friday.

[phee]

I should learn how to read...

[Brenda Starrr]

Calendars are so easy.....

[Paper Hearts]

Phee does not live by the white man's rules.

[Brenda Starrr]

Apparently not, Paul. I wonder whose rules he does live by?

[Paper Hearts]

He's a druid or something, I think.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh. Okay.....

*Still excited about her shoes*

[Paper Hearts]

What do they look like?

[Brenda Starrr]

I just got a pair of red glitter platforms, like a grown-up pair of Dorothy's Wizard of Oz shoes. And I also got a black pair of 7 inch platform Mary Janes. They are going to be so hot with my miniskirts!!!

[Paper Hearts]

Cool. Very nice. I'm wearing a black pair of Ben Sherman's that have orange stripes. I bought them because they remind me of Halloween.

[Brenda Starrr]

That is so cool! I adore Halloween. I dress up with my kids and we all go trick or treating together!!

[Paper Hearts]

Last year I was Walter Sickert: the third most popular suspect in the Jack the Ripper murders case. Yes.

[Brenda Starrr]

I was Abby from NCIS. My daughter was telling everyone that I was hot, but they couldn't have my phone number, despite the fact that men were saying "Here. Put this in your mom's bag"

Oh yeah. I'm such a MILF.....lmao

[Paper Hearts]

I think I'd mentioned something like that, before...

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, wow.....

You did! You were so sweet, and funny. You said it, and I said thank you. Then you said that you weren't sure that it was a compliment or something like that. God, you were so funny. You also kept telling me that if you were annoying me, I just had to say so and you would leave me alone. I actually would have loved to talk to you more. Part of me wasn't ready to leave when Marc was, but I was roasting to death. But, we'll catch up, right?

[phee]

Huh?

[Paper Hearts]

Yes.

There he is: It's Mr Fuck The White Universe, Phee!

[phee]

I am sorry that I killed all the Native Americans