DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Well it was random

[Paper Hearts]

-When you have to use the restroom, if somebody asks you where you are going, you should try answering: "I'm going to re-live my childhood".

-Always gets a laugh.

[TomCat]

I would like some Red Hot Monkey Love with fudge and whipped cream, please.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll have what she's having. :devil

[Brenda Starrr]

Two for some Red Hot Money Love with fudge and whipped cream over here!!

[TomCat]

Amen to that Brenda. Too bad it's not actually on the local menu

[Brenda Starrr]

Sorry about that. I'll work on creating a recipe for it.

[phee]

Monkey Spunk?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Red Hot Monkey Love

[phee]

You have sex with monkeys

[Brenda Starrr]

No. You do.

[phee]

No... I can't get them to talk to me...

You raw rabbit "eater"

[Brenda Starrr]

I like them shaved.

[Paper Hearts]

that's haggis.

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to find a hairstylist who will chop up the back of my hair. There's this really hot cut that's similar to mine, only the back is really choppy. I want it now.

[phee]

I need to wax my speen

[TomCat]

That sounds so wrong. can I get a latte before ya wax it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I need to eat something. I've burned up a lot of calories this weekend.

[TomCat]

yeah yeah, somebody get Ms Caloric Replacement a cream cheese stuffed bagel. STAT

[Brenda Starrr]

I need a 12 inch sub

[phee]

Here you are Brenda... the usuall raw rabbit with polarbear hair...

[phee]

And a bagel for you sir cat

[Brenda Starrr]

Look here, sir! I want a 12 inch sub! Not that shit! :blink

[phee]

Here you are Brenda... the usuall raw rabbit with polarbear hair... on a 12 inch sub

[TomCat]

Mmm, sounds tasty but I'm on diet

[phee]

Would you like a diet mochapheechachino?