DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

yeah. The ratings were REALLY bad. I've stayed in some shitty places before, but I like the plumbing to work.

[phee]

Sweets

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I have a Mochapheecachino, extra stiff?

[phee]

Sure

[Brenda Starrr]

Thanks. Can ya throw a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream in it?

[phee]

SUre again

[paradox]

carnivorous hummingbirds????? :blink

[Brenda Starrr]

I need an I.V. of high octane....STAT!

[phee]

Here you go

[phee]

Anybody want pastries?

[Brenda Starrr]

Pastries sound good to me!

[phee]

Would like some peaches and cream, or perhaps some cherry pie?

[Brenda Starrr]

Peaches and cream.

[phee]

Do you want to have some molten lead and porcupine quills as well?

[Brenda Starrr]

I think today would be a good day to serve that one to some peeps.

[phee]

Must be the weather

[SomeDanGuy]

I don't have cherry pie, but I do have both peach and rhubarb pies here :grin

[phee]

Want some olives

[CirceDragonus]

This one time I was attacked my leaping lizards with vagina teeth. They ate my goat. I was very sad. I shall miss you Fartsalot. *Sniff* I shall miss you.

*Funeral music starts playing*

[phee]

Chicken?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you have anything that tastes like chicken, besides chicken?

[phee]

Phee's famous meat rocket...

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmmmmmmm! I just love a good meat rocket!

[phee]

I can't believe I said that...

[Brenda Starrr]

Believe me, I'm just as shocked as you are. I've never heard the term, and it took all I had not to shoot water through my nostrils.