DGN Coffee house...

[odims_sphere]

made what?

can I have one?

what do they cost?

[Rayne]

Do you know it's already 10:40pm in Paris right now?

-- I just looked it up. :grin

I don't know any cities in Iraq, or I'd look up Odims time too....

Edited November 13, 2005 by rayne

[odims_sphere]

time is: *beep* 12:42 am

Cities in Iraq, (the spellings may be way off):

Ar Ramadi, (that's where I live)

Baghdad

Tikrit

Samarra

[Rayne]

time is: *beep* 12:42 am

Cities in Iraq, (the spellings may be way off):

Ar Ramadi, (that's where I live)

Baghdad

Tikrit

Samarra

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Holy wow. It's Monday already there.......

[odims_sphere]

sure is, I'll let you know how it goes, maybe you can just skip it

[Rayne]

sure is, I'll let you know how it goes, maybe you can just skip it

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks! Maybe I can just sleep through Monday....:laughing

[odims_sphere]

Monday is one hour over and so far nothing significant has happened. I have a feeling sleeping through it is a good plan.

[Rayne]

*sigh*

Gotta love a 16 month old. My purse, all it's contents, car keys, my digi cam, my cell phone and my Mountain Dew are amusing toys in the middle of my floor........

Oh my, the boy has now started my car....damn electric start at this moment in time.....I must chase him down now for my keys back so I can turn it off......

[Msterbeau]

*sigh*

Gotta love a 16 month old. My purse, all it's contents, car keys, my digi cam, my cell phone and my Mountain Dew are amusing toys in the middle of my floor........

Oh my, the boy has now started my car....damn electric start at this moment in time.....I must chase him down now for my keys back so I can turn it off......

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[paradox]

la la la

[Rayne]

I like Slurpee's. I've got a Frawg Slurpee right now. Good thing 7-11 is on the corner and open 24 hours. I'm so tired I feel drunk -- but I'm not, I haven't had anything but Slurpee....

*sigh* Oh, I'm going to bed.

[paradox]

frawg is GROSS!

[Rayne]

Mountain Dew was broken. :tear

[Rayne]

Do you know it's already Tuesday in Australia? :blink

[Brenda Starrr]

Why must my daughter argue with me about every single thing that I ask her to do?

Me: No, you can't have a doghnut for breakfast

Her: But, they'll be gone when I come home!!

Me: I said no. We have cereal that you haven't touched in days

Her: I don't like that kind anymore. I want a doughnut!!!! *flips out*

Me: If you don't do as I say and eat something healthy, you won't go to Taylor's sleepover.

She's been incredibly difficult lately. I wonder if she's PMSing.

[Rayne]

I'm a nut. I just went and ordered graphics for the front windshield of my car to match my DGN graphics on the back. :grin

[Homicidalheathen]

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off

they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they

finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great

Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with

Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.. Well.. Well.. I need a

brain."

"Done," says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that

I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true," says the Wizard.

"Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing

there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE

EMERALD CITY?"

"Is Dorothy around?"

Ha.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

I have the wizard locked in a lucite case till he gives in to my demands for the world supply of jew gold.

[Homicidalheathen]

Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day! Had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day.

What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,

"Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day! I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all

day myself,

What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be

Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

[Msterbeau]

Why must my daughter argue with me about every single thing that I ask her to do?

Me: No, you can't have a doghnut for breakfast

Her: But, they'll be gone when I come home!!

Me: I said no. We have cereal that you haven't touched in days

Her: I don't like that kind anymore. I want a doughnut!!!! *flips out*

Me: If you don't do as I say and eat something healthy, you won't go to Taylor's sleepover.

She's been incredibly difficult lately. I wonder if she's PMSing.

Tell me about it... Kyra either argues or ignores and does what she wants anyway. And then lies and says that she didn't: A. hear me or: B. understand.

This morning she destroyed a hair band for no reason.... *sigh*

[EatAjaxAndDie]

i could use some real coffee...off to the coffemaker of DOOM

[Rayne]

WTF is "tatting"?

My 6 year old comes home with a list of spelling words....they rhyme.

cat, sat, mat, tat....wtf is tat?

So I look up "tat"...it says: to make by tatting.

WTF? *blank stare*

Edited November 14, 2005 by rayne

[Saephyr]

WTF is "tatting"?

My 6 year old comes home with a list of spelling words....they rhyme.

cat, sat, mat, tat....wtf is tat?

So I look up "tat"...it says: to make by tatting.

WTF?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Told ya I loked man..your kid has me BAFFLED...which isn't hard to do.

[Rayne]

Why must my daughter argue with me about every single thing that I ask her to do?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I know what you mean....this was the discussion this morning after Emily told me she didn't want to go to school today.

Me: Emily, go find your shoes.

Emily: Do I have to?

Me: Yes, you can't leave without shoes.

Emily: Okay.

*walk back in the room to Emily watching tv*

Me: Why aren't you getting your shoes on?

Emily: You told me I didn't have to.

Me: I did not say that!

Emily: Yes you did Mom, you said I couldn't go anywhere if I didn't get them on.

*sigh*

Me: Emily, PUT YOUR SHOES ON NOW!!

Emily: I don't know where they are.

Me: You haven't even looked for them.

Emily: I don't have to, I don't remember when I left them yesterday.

Me: What do you mean?

Emily: Did I wear them yesterday?

Me: We went to Grandma's, you had to.

Emily: Well then, where are your shoes?

Me: ....umm.....I dunno.

Emily: Find yours. Then we'll talk.

*blank stare*

....she's six!

[Saephyr]

Kids r the wise ones...