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They've been coming for me for awhile now....I think I have time.

And like I've said before....I'm sweet and like to be bitten.

I'm pretty sure I'm doomed to be eaten.

Maybe they will turn me into a vampire. :grin

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then you'd get bored

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Oh, and my house smells like bleach......Nasty!

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bleach ain't bad

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Bleach makes me wanna puke.

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And I'm always bored....well, not always but damn near close....

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wanna try my life? not exactly beer & skittles ya know?

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Only if you'll try mine. :grin

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Morning. I think. I got woke up by someone screaming at me on the other end of the phone. I don't recommend it.

Again? :blink

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Wonderful. I've just been told we're having Christmas Eve at my brother's. He lives with his mother-in-law who has 8 cats. I'm allergic to cats - one, I can usually deal with, but EIGHT? No...I can't....- but according to my mother, I'm being a child. :blink

Tell her to piss off.... :grin

OK.... be slightly more polite then that.

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Again?  :blink

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Yes, it was not fun......

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Tell her to piss off....  :grin 

OK.... be slightly more polite then that.

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I tried. I think I'm just going to skip Christmas this year.

....That should REALLY piss her off.

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Wonderful. I've just been told we're having Christmas Eve at my brother's. He lives with his mother-in-law who has 8 cats. I'm allergic to cats - one, I can usually deal with, but EIGHT? No...I can't....- but according to my mother, I'm being a child. :blink

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No, you're NOT being a child. She's being one. Eight cats is a lot. Of course, right now, I have 6. And I'm allergic as well. At least 3 will have homes by February.

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No, you're NOT being a child. She's being one. Eight cats is a lot. Of course, right now, I have 6. And I'm allergic as well. At least 3 will have homes by February.

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Thank you. I'm usually okay with Zyrtec, but my insurance quit covering it and it's wayyyyy too expensive to buy outright.

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I say go there to the party.....and slap your mom in the face.........then say who's the child now bitch! And leave =)

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I'm still working on that suttlety thing though...

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I just licked spaghetti sauce off my touchpad. :innocent

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Blue summer bagger

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My dishwasher sounds like a jet engine......this can't be good.....

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my jet engine sounds like a dish washer. weird

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Imbalance of fructose

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See I thouht that too, but when I closed the cola input valve the effect was nil. So now I'm thinking the lactic acid regulator is out of time

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You are home like in 2 weeks er somthin right? Do you need transportation, a place to stay, Canadian whores to read you Dr. Suess?

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got it all covered excepy the whores. I need to start planning the Gothic homecomming

CC prolly.

WHo do you think would show up?

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