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[EatAjaxAndDie]

I wonder if the past should truely bother you. Its gone...done..over..nothing you can do to change the events that have passed. Isn't that why its called the past?

Too bad im going insane and letting things bother me that don't have anything to do with me! HEHEHEHEHE call the funny farm!

"If I were alone, I would cry.

And if I were with you, I'd be home and dry.

And if I go insane,

And they lock me away,

Will you still let me join in the game?"

Thank you Pink Floyd's "If"...thank you so much.

Edited December 14, 2005 by EatAjaxAndDie

[Msterbeau]

Morning Gophs!! *Burp*

[Msterbeau]

I had the most oddly energetic day yesterday. I stayed up till 1AM even though I had gone to Nectos the night before and not gotten alll that much sleep.

Someone explain this to me.

[Rayne]

Um ... because. :grin

Edited December 14, 2005 by Rayne

[Msterbeau]

Um ... because. :grin

Astounding logic. :doh

[Rayne]

*shrug* Hey, you asked.

[Msterbeau]

The boss went home sick. Muuuuahhhh!!!

[Rayne]

Haha ... Party at Marc's work!!!!

[odims_sphere]

Hello, has anyone seen my gold fish Ralph? He seems to have run away again.

[Msterbeau]

Hello, has anyone seen my gold fish Ralph? He seems to have run away again.

Look at the end of your gutter spout. He tried to escape that way.. but he just got frozen in ice as it dripped out.

[Rayne]

Umm ... I think I saw him trying to hijack a Russian tank ...

----------------> That way!

[odims_sphere]

THose damn gutter spout dwelling, russian tank stealing gold fish, I shudda' known better when I bought him.

[Rayne]

Yeah, you know ... you should really think of these things before purchasing such a potentially dangerous pet.

I have a pitbull. Much safer than a goldfish.

[odims_sphere]

Ralph ate a pitbull once.... it was great.

[Rayne]

I believe it.

My dog is scared of fish ... and cats ... and squirrels ... and hair dryers ... and vaccuums ... and dishwashers ... and Imperial Shih Tsu's that act like stuck up little bitches ....

[odims_sphere]

I'm scared of all those things too. I do like bunnies though.

[Rayne]

See, now bunnies and I don't get along. Not in a "omg I'm gonna run away" kinda way, but the nervous "That thing needs to go away" kinda thing.

[odims_sphere]

It's because of Monty Python and the Holy Grail isn't it?

[Rayne]

Yes. Yes it is.

I'm scarred. Someone help me.

[odims_sphere]

Can we get some help over here? We need four shots of Jack and a bucket of laxitives STAT!

[Rayne]

Of course, why didn't I think of that before now?

[Msterbeau]

Because you're not Odims. He is the great purveyer of the unknown things you want.

[Rayne]

Dude, wtf? I wanna be odims!

[Rayne]

... wait ... I ... uhhh ... hmm ... no, wait, I don't think I do afterall ...

[CandyQuackenbush]

Argh. I hate looking for a new vehicle. *growls*