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Oh man, I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch w/ chicken and x-tra cheese, w/ a side of rice with x-tra cheese yesterday.

Man was that good.

It WILL ruin your sex life....

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I had a sex life once... it was great

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Sex Life..in anyones mind, all in the Lunar Cycle..trust me fallow the moon cycle.. you be amazed how sex can be effected by that. :wave

-CatsEye :cat:

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Sex Life..in anyones mind, all in the Lunar Cycle..trust me fallow the moon cycle.. you be amazed how sex can be effected by that. :wave

-CatsEye :cat:

I noticed that too! :grin

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I have never had sex with a luner motercycle... what's it like?

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At least we hope it will wreck your sex life.... if it doesn't we don't want to know about your sex life

I don't kiss and tell.

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Kiss what?

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Huh?

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I have never had sex with a luner motercycle... what's it like?

Not Lunar motercylce...silly

Lunar Cycle is the phases of her the moon in the night sky.

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I have never had sex on the moon while looking at motercycles

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Kiss what?

my arse... kissin' my arse, ya addlepate!! into the brine with ya!! :pirate

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Yeah. But it'll wreck your sex life.

Well then its a good thing that I have not eaten Taco bell in almost ten years :laugh:

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At least we hope it will wreck your sex life.... if it doesn't we don't want to know about your sex life

I dont kiss and tell either :welcome:

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Oh man, I had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch w/ chicken and x-tra cheese, w/ a side of rice with x-tra cheese yesterday.

Man was that good.

It WILL ruin your sex life....

I bet there must have been a 4th of July fireworks display(think gas) goin on inside your tummy after you finished eating.

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:thumbup: I am readily supplied with Beano at all times!
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I have Beano. It's in my medicine cabinet. I just look at it.

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I thrive on that stuff.....

my belly is not good to me....

But I suppose...I'm not good to my belly, soooo...... :doh

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Arrrr...matey!

That's really all that I had to add.

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YEY BEANO!

Us vegetarians LOVE that stuff man! U try to digest all that damn rouphage and see what happens!

""Watch out- COLON BLOW!"

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Beano is neato.

And Zantac. Does it mean that I'm an old married lady if I no longer carry condoms in my purse but never leave home without Zantac?

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That's okay, sass.....

I'm an asthmatic with MAJOR allergies who has to be tested for sleep apnea and NOW has high cholesterol. And, since I'm tuning 41 this Saturday, I now will look forward to menopause and Alzheimer's.

Life is grand. Got Depends?

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Avast!! I dont have depends, but I may be able to plunder a helmet for ya to wear to get through the skullduggery that is life.

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Life? What life? :unsure:

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I added an english muffin to my daily coffee regimine....

man, why didn't I do that sooner!?

OH! I just gotta say, I have been introduced to the Wonder Bread Bread store.....

Um....I just bought like 2 months worth of cookies, ho-ho's and english muffins for under $7!!!!!!!!!

Where have I been?

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That's okay, sass.....

I'm an asthmatic with MAJOR allergies who has to be tested for sleep apnea and NOW has high cholesterol. And, since I'm tuning 41 this Saturday, I now will look forward to menopause and Alzheimer's.

Life is grand. Got Depends?

:cry Try goin thru menopause since you were freakin 30 Starr baby

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