DGN Coffee house...

[TygerLili]

I've become convinced that my office Christmas party is nothing more than an excuse for desperate single women to make a fool out of themselves trying to snag the one or two single doctors we have working here. I feel like I am about to attend a Christmas party at the Jerry Springer show.

[Head Wreck]

üÜ

oooooooo

[kellygrrrrrl]

I've become convinced that my office Christmas party is nothing more than an excuse for desperate single women to make a fool out of themselves trying to snag the one or two single doctors we have working here. I feel like I am about to attend a Christmas party at the Jerry Springer show.

OMG that sounds so tame next to going to my husbands work party - all foreigners...yugo's, and serbians....

I think they all think that I am just going to be like, OK...lets go to the back room and fuck!

They are the rudest muther fuckers I'll tell you.

[Brenda Starrr]

I've become convinced that my office Christmas party is nothing more than an excuse for desperate single women to make a fool out of themselves trying to snag the one or two single doctors we have working here. I feel like I am about to attend a Christmas party at the Jerry Springer show.

Oh, that's EXACTLY what it is. It makes great water cooler chat on Mondays.....

[Homicidalheathen]

So I just got this message on yahoo.....

worlds_greatest_lover2000: dare to surrender your soul to the arms of the beast

I have no idea how this person found me since I don't give out my ID anywhere really but here.

And my profile is made to scare these sorts away......

Maybe he wants me too skin him, boil him....and serve him for breakfast???

[Brenda Starrr]

Sounds like Christmas dinner to me....

[phee]

I wasa boiled once... it was great

[torn asunder]

I wasa boiled once... it was great

me too!! :peanutbutterjellytime

(oh, wait... i thought you said "oiled"!!! :woot:

:fear :innocent

[phee]

me too!! :peanutbutterjellytime

(oh, wait... i thought you said "oiled"!!! :woot:

:fear :innocent

That sounds fun....

[Brenda Starrr]

ANYthing sounds fun right now.

[paradox]

really? how about bridge jumping?

[Brenda Starrr]

After dealing with the crap I'm dealing with, it sounds like a real hoot.

[creatureofthenyte]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought that crap was sposed to go in the toilet.

[Brenda Starrr]

MUCH bigger crap.

[creatureofthenyte]

ok then a MUCH BIGGER toilet must be found then

[paradox]

when i bought my toilet, the little brochure that came with it said it could flush 29 golfballs at once.

i havent tested that claim...yet...

[pharoh]

Fergasons baby....all the way

[DarkVampire]

Wow

[phee]

Caphine

[kellygrrrrrl]

I don't know what my deal is today, but I am being KLUMZY!

I just spilled Coffee in the bathroom sink, on the coffee counter, on the way TO my desk, and then finally ON my desk.

THEN as I threw out my half eaten yogurt into the garbage, it bounced back out of the garbage, and onto the floor.....

I have the smooth moves let me tell you!

[phee]

I am soooo.... wanting to be.... er not with me today

[kellygrrrrrl]

blah....

Edited December 15, 2006 by kellygrrrrrl

[phee]

Indeed,

[creatureofthenyte]

I farted

[Brenda Starrr]

when i bought my toilet, the little brochure that came with it said it could flush 29 golfballs at once.

i havent tested that claim...yet...

I cannot believe that you haven't done that yet. You of ALL people....