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I think Judge Judy is like the wicked witch of the west

Judge Judy is sucha mean old corpse. *shudder* My god...to be in that court room, with her musty 1,000 year old undead breath billowing in your face and she yells in pain....for apparantly no real reason except to yell real loud at someone. God help us all.

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I need to poop!

*throws poop*

BOOYAH! I am a shit launchin' pirate! ('cause pirates are way cooler than ninjas. We get beer, wenches, and mutton. I don't even know wtf mutton is...but it sounds badass.)

:pirate:

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Too Late, It's down the toilet!

*sigh*

Odims, hand me muh skooba gear.

I'm goin' in. (and also raising your warning level to lilac while I'm at it)

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I had my warning level raised once... oh wait, that happened today.

Oh god! I got a warning level!!! *slits wrists*

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*sigh*

Odims, hand me muh skooba gear.

I'm goin' in. (and also raising your warning level to lilac while I'm at it)

I re-raise to puce!

you gonna go all in?

come on, I'm darin' ya Billy!

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BOOYAH! I am a shit launchin' pirate! ('cause pirates are way cooler than ninjas. We get beer, wenches, and mutton. I don't even know wtf mutton is...but it sounds badass.)

:pirate:

Definition: Mutton is older, mature sheep. Lamb is young sheep. Older sheep produce a richer flavor, but it can be tough if not cooked properly. The best way to cook any cut of mutton is very long and slowly. It is popular in Middle Eastern and British cooking. (found at: http://mideastfood.about.com/od/glossary/g/mutton.htm)

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how do you find your warning level? i must have a few by now as i've noticed a few of my posts erased to keep the peace when i lost my patience

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Booga Booga Boooga

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Now, to wash the dye outta me hair......and sleeeeeeep.......

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lalalalalalalala doobie doobie doo

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I had service work done on muh truck yesterday.

Now, just like when it was new, I barely have to put any pressure on the gas pedal, and before I know it,

I'm @ 70mph.

I can only imagine, for the moment anyway, what it will be like if I ever put the hammer all the way down.

Muh truck is not a rocket, nor is it driven like one, but it sure is nice to know that it can get out of its own way if neccessary.

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Morning gothic people

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Mor ning Phee

did you put on a keg of cawphee yet ?

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It's next to the eel semin

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*yawn*

wtf...am I up so early. I hate working this early :rant:

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There is a famous saying...

"Calm Down"

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:rant::rant::rant::rant:

I like pineapples.

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Whooooooaaaaahhhhh...

OK listen up everyone.... you all have to calm down.... I mean it

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*plink*

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N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best...

Don't ya hate it when a jingle gets stuck in your head?

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Fuckleberries

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its raining customers.....

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