DGN Coffee house...

[phee]

Yes please.. oh wait, you weren't talking to me were you?

Not "Specifically"... but this is Brenda, and we are in the coffee house

[odims_sphere]

YAY!!!!! *rips clothing from flesh*

[phee]

YAY!!!!! *rips clothing from flesh*

Glad you got the order right that time... remember cedar point?

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes please.. oh wait, you weren't talking to me were you?

I think it would piss Jeff off and Candy might beat me with her gargantuan tatas.

Not "Specifically"... but this is Brenda, and we are in the coffee house

Gimme a dollar.

[odims_sphere]

Glad you got the order right that time... remember cedar point?

She survived with only a few minor scars and a brief stay at the hospital. Sheesh!

Besides, it was your idea if I remember correctly.

[phee]

She survived with only a few minor scars and a brief stay at the hospital. Sheesh!

Besides, it was your idea if I remember correctly.

Look

Just because I invent the bomb, it doesn't mean I dropped it.

[odims_sphere]

Look

Just because I invent the bomb, it doesn't mean I dropped it.

Interesting choice of words considering the amount of beans you had to eat that day.

[phee]

Please Odims....

It was not just the dare.... it was the religion

[Brenda Starrr]

Is it wrong for me to want to piss in the eye of the owner of the dealership where we bought our SUV, or should I just shit in his shoe?

Maybe I should ask the DGN Genie.....

[TomCat]

Is it wrong for me to want to piss in the eye of the owner of the dealership where we bought our SUV, or should I just shit in his shoe?

Maybe I should ask the DGN Genie.....

Nahhh...

It's All Good.

[odims_sphere]

Please Odims....

It was not just the dare.... it was the religion

I understand where you're coming from, but like I've said a thousand times, think of the ostriches

[phee]

I understand where you're coming from, but like I've said a thousand times, think of the ostriches

*does*

[Brenda Starrr]

Nahhh...

It's All Good.

But I really have to "go" and that dickhead's shoes look kind of....empty.

[TomCat]

But I really have to "go" and that dickhead's shoes look kind of....empty.

Empty like his head and heart?

[Brenda Starrr]

Empty like his head and heart?

And black like his motherfucking soul. Maybe he owns Shitty Club, too.

[creatureofthenyte]

what is all this poop talk goin on here ?

[Brenda Starrr]

Odims will come to our house and poop in our two bathrooms.

[creatureofthenyte]

So much poop.... so little time.

[odims_sphere]

There's always time for poop

[phee]

Hi dare

[Jadis]

Hi Phee. *hands you a duck* Thought you could use this.

[phee]

Hi Phee. *hands you a duck* Thought you could use this.

Duck sauce?

[Jadis]

Sure... but you'll have to squeeze it this time.. I think I did it wrong last time.

[freydis]

*does*

*reminds him of recent readings involving ostriches...*

[Msterbeau]

*Waits for VIPs who are 50 minutes late and counting*