DGN Coffee house...

[Paper Hearts]

trust me. Or, just go to his website and then imagine my face and of course, no gray at the temples like him.

[Brenda Starrr]

Do I have to go to his website to imagine your face?

[phee]

I want egg salad

[Brenda Starrr]

That sounds good.

[phee]

What kind of eggs?

[Brenda Starrr]

The usual. I don't really like egg salad. It just sounded good.

[phee]

Why did you lie

[Brenda Starrr]

I didn't lie. Why would I lie?

[phee]

You said that you egg salad sounded good then said it didn't...

[Brenda Starrr]

I said that it sounded good. I just don't like it.

[phee]

So you like the sound it makes when you squish it between your toes?

[Brenda Starrr]

I've never actually tried that. Hmmmm.....

[phee]

You would make Wayne eat it when you are done...

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't think he likes egg salad.

[phee]

Well maybe the taste of your feet could offset it.

[Brenda Starrr]

*vomits*

[phee]

He likes your vomit too eh?

[Brenda Starrr]

ROFL!

[phee]

Can we get an eggsalad/brenfootvomit on white to go?

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew! That's so gross!

[phee]

Then why did you bring it up?

[Brenda Starrr]

Go to the doctor's for me today so that I don't have to.

[phee]

What do you want me to do to him?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do to him what he's about to do to me. If you catch my drift.

[phee]

I will try... but I need more KY and my breasts aren't big enough for his thing.