T-shirt / Bumper Sticker Sayings

[Miranda]

Have you ever heard anyone say something quite hilarious that you think would go great on a t-shirt or bumper sticker? I heard a pretty good one today from my uncle: "I'm a leader, not a swallower!"... hehe.

[Burrich1]

A buddy of mine has a T shirt that says "you must be this tall to get on this ride" with a line across his chest. He's the shyest guy you'd ever meet and has only had about 5 dates in the last 15 years. Hmmmm...

Another guy I know has a shirt that says "I came on Eileen." come to think of it, he doesn't do so well in the dating world either...

Anyway, on topic, I always thought my signature would make a good politically humorous bumper sticker.

[creatureofthenyte]

I have seen two separate t-shirts that were quite funny.

One had a picture of a skull ex-ray and a piece of shit is in the brain area.

The other was a picture of someone with their head up their ass.

The caption for both shirts was: "Your problem is obvious"

[honeymustard02]

I have a bumper sticker that says "Silly boys, Trucks are for girls" and yes I do drive a truck. My friends call it my dyke truck.

I have a sweat shir that says something like Adhd is a genetic disorder and the factors of this disese are, HEY WANNA GO RIDE BIKES!?

Another shirt I have says " You think woman are weak? Fuck with me and lets see what planet you land on."

[Head Wreck]

"and yes i hate this shitty job"

its written on white on a white tee