My First Performance!

[Pandora]

DBK you did Not suck. You were great, especially for your first trip out. Takes balls to get up in front of any crowd and try to make them laugh, and you did that. Congrats, hope you keep doing it. All it takes is practice.

And thanks for the leg hump. My day is complete!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I think my major problem was lack of confidence. I feel that I could've done SO much better...

Well, I'm talking to James about my next performance date. You guys will be the first to know about it!

[Homicidalheathen]

Eh dont sweat it. I thought you rocked!!!

That tall old guy (my age heh) has been there obviously MANY times and he has the same prob. at first.

The heckler didn't help.

Once I was onstage singing.......and I forgot the words in the middle of the song.

I wrote it and have been singing it for 20 years lol

Just went blank dunno why.........pot maybe.......

I try to only go on stage sober if its a serious gig......I get PLASTERED at kareokee lol

You'll get better at ad libbing then you'll have material for those blank times, it takes practice.....now when I go blank I just scat sing or jam a lil till it picks up in me brain again. Its sorta the same thing.

[Kit Kat P]

I hope you can load the video somewhere so I can see it.

[Pandora]

I think my major problem was lack of confidence. I feel that I could've done SO much better...

Well, I'm talking to James about my next performance date. You guys will be the first to know about it!

Practice until you're blue (ha) in the face. When you know the material inside and out, and have been able to perfect it, you'll be far less nervous. Practice in front of a mirror, in front of people, Cows, whatever. But practice makes perfect, is it cliche? Yep, is it still true? Yep.

[SuZQZ]

......and starting off having to yell over the heckler........

Was said heckler "taken care of" promptly? wink wink

And thanks for the leg hump. My day is complete!

Now this is bullsh!t! I had to wait until the second time hanging with you to get my leg humping. *storms off in a jealous fit* j/k

[slingerlandstyx]

Was said heckler "taken care of" promptly? wink wink

Now this is bullsh!t! I had to wait until the second time hanging with you to get my leg humping. *storms off in a jealous fit* j/k

Did you ask for leg humpings the first time around? That may have been the difference. Although I would have to agree that impromptu leg humpings are the best.

[Pandora]

Was said heckler "taken care of" promptly? wink wink

Now this is bullsh!t! I had to wait until the second time hanging with you to get my leg humping. *storms off in a jealous fit* j/k

I was told in advance of the humpings and requested mine. :-)

[Bernadette]

Sorry I missed it DBK .. I ended up working also.

Can't wait to see the video!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Practice until you're blue (ha) in the face. When you know the material inside and out, and have been able to perfect it, you'll be far less nervous. Practice in front of a mirror, in front of people, Cows, whatever. But practice makes perfect, is it cliche? Yep, is it still true? Yep.

Hahahahaa, cows. You did that on purpose, didn't you??

Was said heckler "taken care of" promptly? wink wink

Now this is bullsh!t! I had to wait until the second time hanging with you to get my leg humping. *storms off in a jealous fit* j/k

The heckler kept bitching through the entire show. I actually ended up telling him to "shut the fuck up" during my set. Fortunately everyone thought I was joking...but I WASN'T!! Hahaha!! He kept making me forget where I was...

Yeah, she asked for it. Had she not of, she would've had to wait until the 'second date' too!

[Fin]

Hopefully we can get it on youtube soon...

YES!

[jadnifer]

DBK...you were great for your first time up there. Please don't get discouraged. I will be the first person there to see you again. I like your material.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

DBK...you were great for your first time up there. Please don't get discouraged. I will be the first person there to see you again. I like your material.

Thank you!

[slingerlandstyx]

So.....

Youtubed it yet? ETA?

[Destroit]

So.....

Youtubed it yet? ETA?

HEY! I'm working on it!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

HEY! I'm working on it!

What she said.

[slingerlandstyx]

Just askin'. :-p

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Just askin'. :-p

A lot of people are! Haha! It's really flattering. You should see my myspace inbox

[Destroit]

*doubleahemcough*

[Pandora]

Awesome!!!! The ficus! It's leaning!!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

HAHA!! Now I know what you guys were talking about!! But I can't stop the rocking, it's a tick of mine. I HAVE to do it all the time, it wasn't because I was nervous....

[Scales]

Just a suggestion, but next time you if there's a drunk heckler you should have him come up onstage and use him as easy material