The Insult Thread

[phee]

Yo mama is so fat, that when I have sex with her I have to roll her in flower to find the wet spot

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your momma so fat, I have to dip my dick in chocolate just for her to get horny

[phee]

Yo mama is so fat, they have to put a red flashing light on her stomach when she lies down for low flying planes

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Your momma so stupid, she cried when the guys on "Iron Chef" weren't made out of metal

[phee]

Yo mama eats so much, you can stand outside a McDonalds she is inside and watch the numbers change on the sign....

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your momma is Bill O'Reily

[phee]

Yo Mama is a Zookeeper

[hunhee]

You have a club foot?

.. I'm so bad at this.. *shakes head*

[Oh_My_Goth]

I too slow

[phee]

Yo mama refills jelly donuts at meijer

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Yo Mama is a Zookeeper

My mama is a zookeeper because someone needs to take care of your momma

you have a club foot?

*buys you a puppy.....beats it with a club foot*....that, my dear, is an insult....and also just a poor way to treat a puppy...

[phee]

Yo mama is so fat her bloodtype is Ragu

[Oh_My_Goth]

My mama is a zookeeper because someone needs to take care of your momma

*buys you a puppy.....beats it with a club foot*....that, my dear, is an insult....and also just a poor way to treat a puppy...

Your dick is sooooo small, you use tweezers and a magnifying glass to whack it.....

(an original.....just for you)

[phee]

Yo Mama is so fat she has her own zip code

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Your dick is sooooo small, you use tweezers and a magnifying glass to whack it.....

(an original.....just for you)

lol...nice...lol...*wonders where your spy camera is....*

[phee]

Yo mama is so stupid she thought The Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your momma so stupid, she thought that the former "planet" pluto was named after mickey's dog.

[anametamystik]

Thou cantankerous rabble rouser! Thy mother was a milk-fed sow suffering from consumption!

[phee]

I am going to fuck start your girlfriends head....

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I am going to fuck start your girlfriends head....

LMFAO....amazing....lol....*bows*

[phee]

LMFAO....amazing....lol....*bows*

Thanks... I am starting to run out...

[hunhee]

Your dick is so big not even elephants want to ride it?

is that slightly better? *feels bad*

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Your dick is so big not even elephants want to ride it?

...and yet...your still able to fit it in your mouth....amazing...

[know_buddy_kares]

Your dick is so big not even elephants want to ride it?

is that slightly better? *feels bad*

wow hang on let me help you out....

1)think of something that somebody may be INSECURE about...

*hint* guys usually think there's no such thing as too big a dick... but smallness on the other hand....

2)take this insecurity, and give it a witty comparison

*i.e.* you're hung like a horse....fly

3)????

4)PROFIT!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your face would look better with an octopus on it....lemme help

*tosses an octopus at you*