The Insult Thread

[phee]

Were your parents retaded? because you are special..... ( a pick up line and an insult)

[hunhee]

This is where you got your dating tips from.. http://www.zerosexlife.com/: AKA A guy just trying to get laid..

*giggles*

[Goth Brooks]

You fucked Tucker Max.

[hunhee]

I think you're taking lessons from him..

[phee]

You put the "ung" in Lungfish

[Goth Brooks]

He's Darth Vader to my Obiwan Kenobi

[phee]

really REALLY likes light sabers.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

ppl interrupt your shower just to piss on you.

[phee]

You don't know the number for 9-1-1

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your afraid to dial 9-1-1 because last time you did, Sept 11 happened.

[Raev]

You look like you've been beaten by a sack full of smashed assholes

[phee]

You look like you've been beaten by a sack full of smashed assholes

Your mom has an adams apple

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your still waiting for the Lions to win more then one game a season....

[phee]

your still waiting for the Lions to win more then one game a season....

Your girlfriend always giggles during sex with you.... it doesn't matter what she is reading

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

you tickle your own nuts during sex with the vasoline jar....cuz the wife doesn't want to touch anything down there....

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[phee]

you tickle your own nuts during sex with the vasoline jar....cuz the wife doesn't want to touch anything down there....

When you were a kid as punishment your parents would bury you up to your waste in the yard and people would come by and tickle your feet.

[hunhee]

Your pediatrician called.. turns out you were aborted..

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your trailer home is ready...

[hunhee]

Your street corner is too

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I pissed on your house...and the cardboard soaked it all up...

[hunhee]

Your neurologist called..the cat scan came back negative.. They couldn't find your brain.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

your cat committed suicide.

[hunhee]

Why do you insist on looking in a mirror? Nothing has changed, you're still ugly.. *cringe* okay that was mean.. /feels bad

[Fin]

Shark-attack, shmark-attack.

Go swimming there anway. And don't forget to wear your lucky ham.