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...oh yeah...WELL...MY momma' is such a SLUT...that when she queefs.....it sounds like a wind tunnel... HAHAHAHAHA!

(I RULE THE "MY MOMMA' JOKES")

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Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

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...your brother is so stupid that you said you were going on a Spirit Journy...& he thought you'ld be out of town...so he opened your door...it woke you up!

:rofl:

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LMMFAO :w00t: *toushe*

yo woman is so stupid she tryed to aplhpabatize M&m's

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LMMFAO :w00t: *toushe*

yo woman is so stupid she tryed to aplhpabatize M&m's

...at least I gots a woman.....

.....Hey..gimp.....

...John McCain called......

.....he want's his jokes back.

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*ouch* that was a ball shot rev

fine yo mamas so fat i dont fuck her doggy style i fuck her piggy style

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...well yo mama is SO fat...I put me nuts on her knee.....smacked her thigh...& RODE THE WAVE IN!

*does a silly a surfer dance*
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lmao

well yo mama so fat i got to roll her ass in flour to find the wet spot

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Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

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yo mama is so fat when she wears a rain coat people yell "taxi"

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...your moma SO UGLeeeeee.....

...I fergot the rest of this rip...

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lmao

YOU so UGLEE when yous was born the docta smacked yo mama

god this one is old

and corny

just like yo mama

ha

damn that was chessy

like yo mama

ok for real that was terrible

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:rofl:

...yo' papa's so stupid.......he knocked up yo' moma.... :shock:

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:rofl:

...yo' papa's so stupid.......he knocked up yo' moma.... :shock:

my daddy is in jail LOL oh wait no thats my step dad my real daddy is dead...man i need a daddy...shut up rev oh speaking of jail did u check out the ashole thread i made leave a comment look at it so other people can se his dumb ass i want the world to know hes a dumb fuck in fact his mama is so stupid she reaised a petofile

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...you are SOOOO.....serious.

(that's it)

{this not = serious thread} ;)

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lol no rev ia not seriouse sorry if i gave that impresion its hard to tell emotion and they way someone says somethin threw text it seems

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...THEN QUIT SNIVELING...& HURL AN INSULT...OH...YOU MUST BE OUT...I AM NOT SURPRISED...

..IN FACT...I AM SURPRISED THAT YOUR FEEBLE MIND CAME UP WITH THAT MANY BURNS...

...THAT'S HOW YOU INSULT SOMEONE! ;)

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...THEN QUIT SNIVELING...& HURL AN INSULT...OH...YOU MUST BE OUT...I AM NOT SURPRISED...

..IN FACT...I AM SURPRISED THAT YOUR FEEBLE MIND CAME UP WITH THAT MANY BURNS...

...THAT'S HOW YOU INSULT SOMEONE! ;)

you know what you arrogant little piss ant iam sick a your shit why dont ya go suck a dick you 6ft foot bastered i bet you can suck a golf ball threw a garden hose the best part a your as rev ran down the crack a yo mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress i bet you were a broken condom baby werent ya your parents probably never even loved you

there ya go hows that rev :thumbsup::whistle: lol this is acutally quite fun much love rev

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You!.... who have never commited ritual suicide in your whole life!

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you should JUST commit suicide and stop wasting perfectly good air

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You son of a motherless goat

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you asshole

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Bloodclot.
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Overused bloody cunt muscle

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*points*

PHEEEEE!

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