The Insult Thread

[phee]

(From the insults that don't make any sense but sound like they do dept.)

The only reason you have a girlfriend is that earthquake in China

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(From the insults that don't make any sense but sound like they do dept.)

The only reason you have a girlfriend is that earthquake in China

same dept

you only got married for the toe jam

[hunhee]

...and yet...your still able to fit it in your mouth....amazing...

*takes KBK's advice*

You're momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.. and then sees her own reflection and falls down of a heart attack.

*definitely feels bad* :pout:

[phee]

same dept

you only got married for the toe jam

Same Dept.

Eat my FUCK!

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more from the same dept.

KISS MY PUBERTY!!!!

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*takes KBK's advice*

You're momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.. and then sees her own reflection and falls down of a heart attack.

*definitely feels bad* :pout: <---we need a pout smilie.. *shakes fist at smilie gods*

your getting close....lemme see if I can help

you've got more infections then a bathroom at City Club, your as attractive as a crack pipe, and your fashion sense is the equivalent of whale barf....a whole lotta of yeck.

[phee]

From not quite the same dept.

I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money....

[hunhee]

You're so ugly.. you can only get hookers with STDs to go on dates with you..

hmm..

[hunhee]

your getting close....lemme see if I can help

you've got more infections then a bathroom at City Club, your as attractive as a crack pipe, and your fashion sense is the equivalent of whale barf....a whole lotta of yeck.

... your momma!

[phee]

Your crabs are so big you are on the run from Red Lobster...

[Morbid Side]

You snot nosed little nincompoop!

[phee]

"Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?"

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Your crabs are so big you are on the run from Red Lobster...

....irony is that I used to work at a red lobster too......

you can chop wood with your toenails and your momma is your sisters baby's daddies mistress

[hunhee]

Your odor gives new meaning to "Eau De Toilet"

[phee]

your so ugly your mama feeds you with a slingshot

[hunhee]

You're so nastay that STD's are afraid of catching you..

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trailer park white trash take their fashion cues from you

[hunhee]

trailer park white trash take their fashion cues from you

cool! I didn't know I had fashion sense.. *ponders*

Oh .. uhh.. toilet paper freaks out every time you enter the bathroom.. *shrugs* lol

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cool! I didn't know I had fashion sense.. *ponders*

Oh .. uhh.. toilet paper freaks out every time you enter the bathroom.. *shrugs* lol

lol..you can do SOO much better....lol

only things fucking you these days are tampons and your douche....lol

lol...cute nad innocent will only get you so far...lol

[hunhee]

at least I'm getting fucked..

... and why was I more insulted by the "you can do so much better"? and the "cute & innocent" hmm.. :/

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your like that advertisement about the pregnancy test

"your the most advanced thing I will ever pee on"

LOL...sorry...they just had it on TV....

[phee]

My telegram to you...

Dear sir

[hunhee]

My telegram to your penis..

(returned for no such address)

sorry.. ?

[phee]

Your family tree can be located at www.satanicwombofadevilpig.com

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your vagina sent me a postcard...it has a picture of what i THINK might be the Grand Canyon and the words "wish you were here"....cept I don't remember the Grand Canyon having fur....