Post Three Things About Yourself

[Der Nister]

I performed a Kiss song with Dimebag Darrell in front of an audience back in 93.

I met my childhood hero on my 25th birthday.

I worked with a member of my favorite band (KMFDM) at his home.

[TheGimp]

#2 is false

I slept with my second cousin

I have too much bone mass in my joints

I love Miller Lite

3 is false

1) my first cousin actually asked me to fuck one time

2) i love scotch

3) i once caught my mouth on fire

[StormKnight (1)]

#2 is false

I slept with my second cousin

I have too much bone mass in my joints

I love Miller Lite

I would go with 2. OA tend to lose bone mass. (which I see you complain about.)

1. My family name is on at least one government building.

2. I have no love of science fiction

3. My favorite warbird is the Lockheed P-38 Lightning

[tanuki1985]

1. I do hair,

2. pussy,

3. and ass.

[candyman]

I would go with 2. OA tend to lose bone mass. (which I see you complain about.)

1. My family name is on at least one government building.

2. I have no love of science fiction

3. My favorite warbird is the Lockheed P-38 Lightning

Wrong! I haven't lost any yet...and in addition to that I have these odd ridges of bone in my joints...they are shaving some down or something during my next surgery...

I hate beer that you can't see through...so I HATE Miller...

#2 is false

My ex gave me a black eye with her breast

I can smoke an entire pack of Camel Wides in under 5 minutes

I held Chibi up when she jumped into the crowd

[TheGimp]

Wrong! I haven't lost any yet...and in addition to that I have these odd ridges of bone in my joints...they are shaving some down or something during my next surgery...

I hate beer that you can't see through...so I HATE Miller...

#2 is false

My ex gave me a black eye with her breast

I can smoke an entire pack of Camel Wides in under 5 minutes

I held Chibi up when she jumped into the crowd

1 is a lie

1) my ex got pregnant by a black guy and tryed to pin the kid on me saying she was a quarter black and thats why the baby was dark skinned

2)iam drinking scotch right now

3)i hate menthol smokes

[StormKnight (1)]

Wrong! I haven't lost any yet...and in addition to that I have these odd ridges of bone in my joints...they are shaving some down or something during my next surgery...

I hate beer that you can't see through...so I HATE Miller...

#2 is false

My ex gave me a black eye with her breast

I can smoke an entire pack of Camel Wides in under 5 minutes

I held Chibi up when she jumped into the crowd

Ah, osteophytes...that what the little buggers are called. They are a response to inflammation and wear.

Guinness too?

You are correct, I am a die-hard *hard* science fiction fan. My family name is not only on 1 police/fire station, it is on the list of starting members of the incorporation of the city I grew up in. And I love the P-38. It is a fantasy to actually be able to reverse engineer or find blueprints to make one from ground up.

[candyman]

1 is a lie

1) my ex got pregnant by a black guy and tryed to pin the kid on me saying she was a quarter black and thats why the baby was dark skinned

2)iam drinking scotch right now

3)i hate menthol smokes

Wrong!

#3 is a lie...nobody likes menthol...not even Jesus...

[Rev.Reverence]

I met Ken Keesy & we hugged & laughed

Iggy Pop touched me at a show

I hung out with Robert Anton Wilson

#2 is false

WRONG

RESTART!

*hits the restart button*

I met Ken Keesy & we hugged & laughed

Iggy Pop touched me at a show

I hung out with Robert Anton Wilson

Edited February 13, 2009 by Rev.Reverence

[candyman]

Ah, osteophytes...that what the little buggers are called. They are a response to inflammation and wear.

Guinness too?

I have lots of miles on me...umm...like athletic miles

Oops...typed it wrong...I LOVE Guinness and many other dark beers...I HATE beer that you CAN see through...its yellow water

I wear Micheal Jordan cologne when I don't have time for a shower

I have been pistol whipped, forced to do pushups, and made to sweep an entire hall by a Russian prison guard in Latvia

I eat too much fruit

[candyman]

I met Ken Keesy & we hugged & laughed

Iggy Pop touched me at a show

I hung out with Robert Anton Wilson

WRONG

RESTART!

*hits the restart button*

I met Ken Keesy & we hugged & laughed

Iggy Pop touched me at a show

I hung out with Robert Anton Wilson

Good touch or bad touch?

#1 is false?

[Rev.Reverence]

Good touch or bad touch?

#1 is false?

He bumped knuckles with me...

I never met RAW

You do not wear cologn when there's not time for a shower...you just go hippy....

I have appeared on an album playing hand drums

I have been robbed at knife point

I have not cut my Que in nearly ten years

Edited February 13, 2009 by Rev.Reverence

[candyman]

He bumped knuckles with me...

I never met RAW

You do not wear cologn when there's not time for a shower...you just go hippy....

I have appeared on an album playing hand drums

I have been robbed at knife point

I have not cut my Que in nearly ten years

Wrong...I rarely eat fruit...and I stole this Jordan crap from my cousin, it doesn't smell that bad so what the hell...

Ummm...#2 is false...most of the people that rob with knives don't even know how to handle their own privates!

[TheGimp]

He bumped knuckles with me...

I never met RAW

You do not wear cologn when there's not time for a shower...you just go hippy....

I have appeared on an album playing hand drums

I have been robbed at knife point

I have not cut my Que in nearly ten years

its gotta be 2

1 cuz ur goofy enough to do and 3 u admit to being a hippy

1)a cop once called me a asshat and forsed me to the ground and and cuffed me for not having ID and it being to late and me wakin the streets

2)i was once hit on by a hooters waitress and didnt realize it till we got in the car and everyone pointed it out

3)i got drunk one time and woke up next to my best freinds mom

[Rev.Reverence]

its gotta be 2

1 cuz ur goofy enough to do and 3 u admit to being a hippy

1)a cop once called me a asshat and forsed me to the ground and and cuffed me for not having ID and it being to late and me wakin the streets

2)i was once hit on by a hooters waitress and didnt realize it till we got in the car and everyone pointed it out

3)i got drunk one time and woke up next to my best freinds mom

That was to Candy... I am NOT a hippy! (it ain't Spring! )

#3 is false....

...you are correct my 2 was lie...

1) I am naked

2) I was just naked

3)I will not be naked later

[candyman]

its gotta be 2

1 cuz ur goofy enough to do and 3 u admit to being a hippy

1)a cop once called me a asshat and forsed me to the ground and and cuffed me for not having ID and it being to late and me wakin the streets

2)i was once hit on by a hooters waitress and didnt realize it till we got in the car and everyone pointed it out

3)i got drunk one time and woke up next to my best freinds mom

#2...they hit on everyone...and everyone can tell...

Smoked weed laced with heroine...didn't know about the heroine...and passed out nude in the hall of my dorm...nude because of the heat I was generating

Shaved half of my friends poodle because it was just too funny

Shaved the entire left side of my body and ran around my highschool campus in a bright green banana hammock

[TheGimp]

#2...they hit on everyone...and everyone can tell...

Smoked weed laced with heroine...didn't know about the heroine...and passed out nude in the hall of my dorm...nude because of the heat I was generating

Shaved half of my friends poodle because it was just too funny

Shaved the entire left side of my body and ran around my highschool campus in a bright green banana hammock

gotta be 1 i could see you doing the last 2

and no i really was just oblivoise we walked in there and asked what everyone wanted to drink and kept asking f i wanted beer or liquer and i said i was dead broke and my freinds were payin fer my meall...so that made it worse and yet she still hit on me knowin i couldnt tip her i didnt get it...i didnt even realize she ofered her number until we got outside

anywho..

1)i got really drunk and made a hat out of the empty box the beer came in and ran around the house naked at a party

2)iam gettin my johnson pierced next week

3)i got on the wrong bus in middle school once and rode it all the way to school and didnt realize it until i got into the school and didnt reconize anyone or anything

[candyman]

gotta be 1 i could see you doing the last 2

and no i really was just oblivoise we walked in there and asked what everyone wanted to drink and kept asking f i wanted beer or liquer and i said i was dead broke and my freinds were payin fer my meall...so that made it worse and yet she still hit on me knowin i couldnt tip her i didnt get it...i didnt even realize she ofered her number until we got outside

anywho..

1)i got really drunk and made a hat out of the empty box the beer came in and ran around the house naked at a party

2)iam gettin my johnson pierced next week

3)i got on the wrong bus in middle school once and rode it all the way to school and didnt realize it until i got into the school and didnt reconize anyone or anything

Wrong! I don't know anyone that owns a poodle...however I am at college where weed plus really strong additives=what you give to other people...the other person would be me in this case

#1 is false...

I use horse shampoo

I eat cat food on long trips

Rice cakes fill me up

[TheGimp]

Wrong! I don't know anyone that owns a poodle...however I am at college where weed plus really strong additives=what you give to other people...the other person would be me in this case

#1 is false...

I use horse shampoo

I eat cat food on long trips

Rice cakes fill me up

wel your wrong with mine TO it twas number 3 heres the picture

anywho on to yours id say 3 is false cuz i know u DO use horse shampoo Mayne and Tail we discusses this once...

LOL

1)i had hernia surgry to remove a undecended Nut

2)my freind broke me nose with a yo yo

3)i hate a beggin strip for 1$ one time

[Guest greyhalo]

I think #1 is false, Gimp.

1. I had a fake ID in high school.

2. I have a Judy Collins CD in my collection.

3. I had an affair with a college professor.

[sexslavetrainer]

I think #1 is false, Gimp.

1. I had a fake ID in high school.

2. I have a Judy Collins CD in my collection.

3. I had an affair with a college professor.

Hmmm I don't even remember if we've officially met, so I really dont know but if I had to guess I'd say #2 is false because it's not "bad" enough for anyone that is on this forum.. haha

[sexslavetrainer]

1)i had hernia surgry to remove a undecended Nut

2)my freind broke me nose with a yo yo

3)i hate a beggin strip for 1$ one time

I would have to guess (and hope for your sake) that #1 is false... I could totally see 2 and 3 happening... If 3 was correct, did you finish with "tastes like bacon!"?

Edited February 16, 2009 by sexslavetrainer

[sexslavetrainer]

1. I have a multi-state criminal record including forgery, fake ids, weapons, drugs, and stolen govt property.

2. I am love alcohol and think it's the best mood altering substance. I am normally drunk off my ass at City Club.

3. I am very open sexually, have multiple slaves in addition to my wife, and will share them upon occasion.

[candyman]

wel your wrong with mine TO it twas number 3 heres the picture

anywho on to yours id say 3 is false cuz i know u DO use horse shampoo Mayne and Tail we discusses this once...

LOL

1)i had hernia surgry to remove a undecended Nut

2)my freind broke me nose with a yo yo

3)i hate a beggin strip for 1$ one time

That is a good picture...what kinds of beer was it?

Oh and...begging strips are awesome, yo-yos have actually claimed many testicles so a nose would be nothing to them...I am guessing that #1 is false!

I often shave my chest hair into funny shapes

I had an emo mullet for two weeks

I accidentally went to class with chunks of the nugget of weed I had slept on still in my hair

[Guest greyhalo]

Hmmm I don't even remember if we've officially met, so I really dont know but if I had to guess I'd say #2 is false because it's not "bad" enough for anyone that is on this forum.. haha

Not all people on this board are "bad." I think Judy Collins has a beautiful voice. I never had an affair with a college prof. I went on a date with one a year after I took his class, but all we did was get coffee.