Evilness Help Needed

[bloody kisses]

Anybody have tips on becoming more evil? I need some pointers because I'm not very evil and I hear thats how you get cookies.

[Destroit]

Well...it just so happens that Jadnifer is taking evil lessons from me on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The classes start at around $15 an hour with a $30 registration fee, they go for about three hours, so I always tell my students to pack an eeeeevil lunch, without cookies...because they can't have cookies...they have not earned their black belt in evil arts.

[Msterbeau]

Never mind her. She hasn't a clue about evil. Meet me at 1:30 AM in front of the Walmart in Southfield and I'll show you how to be evil.

[Destroit]

Never mind her. She hasn't a clue about evil. Meet me at 1:30 AM in front of the Walmart in Southfield and I'll show you how to be evil.

Psssshttt I've been more evil than you like EIGHT of my past-lives ago, God knows how long ago THAT was, when you were only months away from being born!

[bloody kisses]

Never mind her. She hasn't a clue about evil. Meet me at 1:30 AM in front of the Walmart in Southfield and I'll show you how to be evil.

But thats far far away and waaayyyy past my bed time. I have to be up at 4:30. I'm actually ready to go to sleep now.

[Msterbeau]

Psssshttt I've been more evil than you like EIGHT of my past-lives ago, God knows how long ago THAT was, when you were only months away from being born!

I had evil down pat before you even figured out how to open the cupboard latches in your first lifetime.

[Msterbeau]

But thats far far away and waaayyyy past my bed time. I have to be up at 4:30. I'm actually ready to go to sleep now.

Evil does not sleep. Or whine.

[bloody kisses]

Evil does not sleep. Or whine.

I guess I need more help than I thought.

[Msterbeau]

I guess I need more help than I thought.

Indeed.

*Goes back to hanging children upside down from traffic signals*

[Burrich1]

When I first saw this thread, I thought it may have the potential to become the funniest thread ever. So far I am not disappointed.

Well...it just so happens that Jadnifer is taking evil lessons from me on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The classes start at around $15 an hour with a $30 registration fee, they go for about three hours, so I always tell my students to pack an eeeeevil lunch, without cookies...because they can't have cookies...they have not earned their black belt in evil arts.

Never mind her. She hasn't a clue about evil. Meet me at 1:30 AM in front of the Walmart in Southfield and I'll show you how to be evil.

[bloody kisses]

Well...it just so happens that Jadnifer is taking evil lessons from me on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The classes start at around $15 an hour with a $30 registration fee, they go for about three hours, so I always tell my students to pack an eeeeevil lunch, without cookies...because they can't have cookies...they have not earned their black belt in evil arts.

I think I would have to take out a loan to pay for your classes. They cost more than my work pays me to wrench on landing gear for airplanes.

[Msterbeau]

I think I would have to take out a loan to pay for your classes. They cost more than my work pays me to wrench on landing gear for airplanes.

If you don't see the potential evil at your job, there's no hope.

Detroit Free Press headline:

"Six Northwest Airlines aircraft lose wheels during taxiing forcing shut down of Metro Airport."

[bloody kisses]

If you don't see the potential evil at your job, there's no hope.

Detroit Free Press headline:

"Six Northwest Airlines aircraft lose wheels during taxiing forcing shut down of Metro Airport."

I guess there is a lot of evil potential right in front of me... I could even convince other departments to become evil and then no American made plane would be free from the spead of evilness

[bloody kisses]

I guess there is a lot of evil potential right in front of me... I could even convince other departments to become evil and then no American made plane would be free from the spead of evilness

actually non-american made plane. everything is french or german

[Msterbeau]

actually non-american made plane. everything is french or german

There's Airbus and Boeing pretty much. So you have European and American... since Airbus is made in various countries. Unless you're talking about smaller planes. Or ancient ones...

[bloody kisses]

There's Airbus and Boeing pretty much. So you have European and American... since Airbus is made in various countries. Unless you're talking about smaller planes. Or ancient ones...

I have Embraer landing gear ERJ-145 to be specific. The other departments do some airbus stuff though. The company has no boeing stuff at all.

[Msterbeau]

Embraer is Brazilian... Not that it matters. I few minutes with a wrench in the right place and evil things are bound to happen.

[bloody kisses]

Embraer is Brazilian... Not that it matters. I few minutes with a wrench in the right place and evil things are bound to happen.

Or just leaving it there. I said french and german because thats who the company is owned by and we get most of our parts from there. Also, I didn't know anybody would have heard or Embraer. I could also forget a bolt or 2... oops

[Msterbeau]

Or just leaving it there. I said french and german because thats who the company is owned by and we get most of our parts from there. Also, I didn't know anybody would have heard or Embraer. I could also forget a bolt or 2... oops

I used to be quite the aircraft buff... Not so much now, but I remember a thing or two. :-)

[bloody kisses]

I used to be quite the aircraft buff... Not so much now, but I remember a thing or two. :-)

I'm still learning, I'm not an aircraft genious or anything, but I think they are pretty cool. I think I've had enough evil for one day, I must sleep now.

[Brenda Starrr]

Just by joining DGN, you have already stepped over to the dark side, therefore earning you cookies. Maybe I should be a mod again, because EVERYONE else here is slacking on the giving out of the cookies.

[jadnifer]

I have been here for quite some time and STILL have NOT received my cookies! Everyone is taunting me with the cookies! I am evil, I just know it. I will haunt your nightmares and be outside your bedroom window tomorrow night, if I don't receive a cookie tonight. I have my ways.....

MUWAAAAA!

[Rev.Reverence]

Just by joining DGN, you have already stepped over to the dark side, therefore earning you cookies. Maybe I should be a mod again, because EVERYONE else here is slacking on the giving out of the cookies.

Why I was just bringing this brimming basket of my 'SPECIAL RECIPE DOUBLE TROUBLE COOKIE' cookies....

Enjoy...... and PLEASE do SHARE!!!

(i'm not evil... i'm just drawn this way.....)

[Brenda Starrr]

Rev, we must make more cookies!!!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I have cookies for everyone. Yes, those are raisins... No those are not wiggling legs... the raisins are special.